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Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
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Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
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Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
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Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
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Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
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Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Tracie Thoms
Andrew Rannells
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Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz
Trina and Mendel arrive at Marvin’s place to pick up Jason. The three begin discussing plans for Jason’s bar mitzvah. Marvin invites his friends, Cordelia and Charlotte, over to meet Trina and Mendel. Cordelia is a caterer, and is trying to cater for the bar mitzvah. All five adults are far more exc...
[JASON]
Baruch, baruch atah
Baruch atah Adonai
Baruch atah Adonai eloheinu
Melech haolam
Asher kidshanu, asher kidshanu
V'tzivanu l'hitateif batzitzit
[TRINA]
Jason dear, hello
Are you packed and waiting?
But before we go
Let me speak with father alone
Now as the bar mitzvah nears
Jason, put your Walkerman on and hum
Since this is the last loving thing
We'll probably ever do together
Let's act adult and not go crazy
[MARVIN]
Have you chosen yet who'll cater?
[TRINA]
What about it?
[MARVIN]
I know a person who can cater
[TRINA]
It's a personal decision who should cater
[MARVIN]
Can we consider who's gonna cater?
[TRINA]
Shh!
[MARVIN]
Please?
[TRINA]
Ugh!
[MARVIN]
Please?
[TRINA]
Shh!
[MARVIN]
Please—
[MENDEL]
Stop!
This is so much crap
Throw a simple party
Religion's just a trap
That ensnares the weak and the dumb
Hey, stop with the prayers
[TRINA]
How can you stop with the prayers
At a bar mitzvah?
[MENDEL]
The whole thing's voodoo
And I know more than you do!
[MARVIN & TRINA]
This is the year of Jason's bar mitzvah!
[MARVIN, TRINA]
We're more excited
Than we should be (We're more excited)
We're more ex— (Than we should be)
[MARVIN & TRINA]
This is the year of the child
When he spreads out his wings!
There's music in his heart!
His life's about to start!
His body's going wild!
My child
[MARVIN]
My child
[TRINA]
Our child
[MENDEL]
Children, please
Throw the kid a celebration and relax
I'll bring women from the wrong side of the tracks
We'll have a ball!
I guess I'll have to raise this Jason myself
[TRINA, MARVIN, MENDEL]
Isn't he an asshole? (My own bar mitzvah was)
Yes he is
Isn't he too much? (A miserable occasion)
Yeah, but so are you
Really, kiddo, so are you (The cause for such abrasion)
Jesus, what an asshole! (In my family)
Jason where's my hug? (It still)
Where's my hug? (Gives me)
Where's my— (Hives)
[MARVIN & TRINA, MENDEL, ALL]
This is the year (This is the year for)
For Jason's bar mitzvah! (Jason's bar mitzvah!)
This is the year for (This is the year for)
Jason's bar mitzvah!
[The doorbell rings.]
[DR. CHARLOTTE]
Look, look, look, look, look
It's a lesbian from next door!
[CORDELIA]
Followed by her lover
Who's a lesbian from next door too!
And I've got food for you
Delicious food for you!
Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine!
[TRINA, spoken]
Ah...
[CORDELIA]
Here's dieteticknishes, gefilte fishes
Food that's from the heart!
So take a bite and see
If all your friends agree
It's good!
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA]
Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy yum!
We'll have one perfect time!
We'll spend billions of dollars!
[TRINA]
Conga!
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA]
We'll have flowers galore (Whoo!)
And the band will sound fine! (Whoo!)
There'll be chandeliers set round the room
With the men in tuxedos!
There'll be food, like food never before!
What a day to remember!
This is the year (This is the year)
This is the year of Jason's bar mitzvah!
[JASON]
They're more excited than they should be
[ALL]
This is the year of the child
When he spreads out his wings!
There's music in his heart!
His life's about to start!
His body's going wild!
My
[JASON & MARVIN]
Child
[CORDELIA]
Child
[TRINA]
Child
[CHARLOTTE & MENDEL]
Child!
Year of the Child was written by James Lapine & William Finn.
Year of the Child was produced by Kurt Deutsch.
Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe released Year of the Child on Fri Dec 16 2016.