Miracle of Judaism
Anthony Rosenthal * Track #24 On Falsettos (2016 Broadway Cast Recording)
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Album Falsettos (2016 Broadway Cast Recording)
- #1Four Jews in a Room Bitching
Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
- #2Tight Knit Family
Christian Borle
- #3Love Is Blind
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
- #4Thrill of First Love
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
- #5Marvin at the Psychiatrist
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
- #6My Father’s a Homo / Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
- #7This Had Better Come to a Stop
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Brandon Uranowitz
- #8I’m Breaking Down
Stephanie J. Block
- #9Please Come to Our House
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
- #10Jason’s Therapy
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
- #11A Marriage Proposal
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
- #12Tight Knit Family (Reprise)
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
- #13Trina’s Song
Stephanie J. Block
- #14March of the Falsettos
Brandon Uranowitz, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal & Andrew Rannells
- #15Trina’s Song (Reprise)
Stephanie J. Block
- #16The Chess Game
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
- #17Making a Home
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
- #18The Games I Play
Andrew Rannells
- #19Marvin Hits Trina
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
- #20I Never Wanted to Love You
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
- #21Father to Son
Christian Borle & Anthony Rosenthal
- #22Falsettoland / About Time
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
- #23Year of the Child
Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
- #24Miracle of Judaism
Anthony Rosenthal
- #25The Baseball Game
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
- #26A Day in Falsettoland / Racquetball
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
- #27The Fight
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
- #28Everyone Hates His Parents
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
- #29What More Can I Say?
Christian Borle
- #30Something Bad is Happening
Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
- #31More Racquetball
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
- #32Holding to the Ground
Stephanie J. Block
- #33Days Like This
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
- #34Canceling the Bar Mitzvah
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
- #35Unlikely Lovers
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
- #36Another Miracle of Judaism
Anthony Rosenthal
- #37Something Bad Is Happening (Reprise)
Tracie Thoms
- #38You Gotta Die Sometime
Andrew Rannells
- #39Jason’s Bar Mitzvah
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
- #40What Would I Do?
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
- #41Falsettoland (Reprise)
Brandon Uranowitz
Miracle of Judaism by Anthony Rosenthal
Release Date
Performed by
Anthony RosenthalProduced by
Kurt DeutschWrited by
James Lapine & William FinnAbout
Jason, at his baseball game, is going through the list of potential girls to invite to his bar mitzvah. He realizes that the girls he is romantically interested in are not ones he is expected to like or invite. As he thinks through his issue, he strikes out at bat.
Miracle of Judaism Lyrics
[JASON]
Dot Nardoni, Tiffany Axelrod
Zoe Feinstein, Angelina DelliBovi
Bunny Doyne, or what's her name
Mo Cristofaro
And Ellie Mazie Rosenthal's really well built
When Heather Levin stares at me
Why do I wilt?
I like when Julie Johnson
Does splits in her kilt
Of these girls
Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah?
I've a problem to flaunt
I don't want the girls I should want
[His family cheers him on at the baseball game.]
[COMMENTATOR]
Batter up!
[JASON]
I want girls for whom I lust
Girls who wear a lot of makeup
Girls who smoke and show their bust
Girls with whom I always wake up
[COMMENTATOR]
Strike one!
[JASON]
Would they come though
If they were invited?
And not laugh at my Hebrew
And not laugh at my father and his friends?
[COMMENTATOR]
Strike two!
[JASON]
Excluding them, I find exciting
And I'm left with them, I'll be inviting
Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah
God, that's the miracle of Judaism
[COMMENTATOR]
Strike three, you're out!
[JASON]
That'd be the miracle of Judaism
Miracle of Judaism Q&A
Who wrote Miracle of Judaism's ?
Miracle of Judaism was written by James Lapine & William Finn.
Who produced Miracle of Judaism's ?
Miracle of Judaism was produced by Kurt Deutsch.
When did Anthony Rosenthal release Miracle of Judaism?
Anthony Rosenthal released Miracle of Judaism on Fri Dec 16 2016.