ALBUM
Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
2016
Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Brandon Uranowitz
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle & Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Tracie Thoms
Andrew Rannells
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz
Four Jews in a Room Bitching is the funniest way to let the audience know the characters are Jewish.
(They are presumably Ashkenazi as the revival gave Mendel the last name “Weisenbachfeld.” and all of the foods which Cordelia cooks are Ashkenazi.)
It is said “you can do anything in a musical as...
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
(bickering)
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the
Time
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh
[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh
[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room
[MENDEL]
Bitching
[JASON]
Bitching
[MARVIN]
Bitching
[WHIZZER]
Bitching
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room stoop
[MENDEL]
They stoop
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
To pray
[JASON]
I'm Jewish
[MARVIN]
I'm Jewish
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[WHIZZER]
Half Jewish
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
[JASON]
What we need is a miracle!
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our
[MENDEL, MARVIN, JASON, (WHIZZER)]
We got our (Miracle!)
We got our We got our
Miracle! We got our Miracle!
Our miracle!
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
[WHIZZER]
I'm Whizzer
[JASON]
I'm Jason
[MENDEL]
I'm Mendel
[MARVIN]
I'm Marvin
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong
[JASON]
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
[MENDEL]
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
[WHIZZER & JASON]
We do not tippy toe
[WHIZZER]
We charge ahead to show
[MENDEL]
We're good in bed
[WHIZZER]
Excel in bed
[MARVIN]
We smell in bed
[JASON]
Where is the bed?
[MENDEL]
I love the bed
[JASON]
Who has the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I want the bed!
[JASON]
Who stole the bed?
[MARVIN]
Who stole the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I lost it twice
[MENDEL]
The bed is mine
[WHIZZER]
The bed is nice
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
The bed is four Jews in a room bitching
Whee!
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
[MARVIN]
I'm nauseous
[WHIZZER]
I'm nauseous
[JASON]
I'm simple
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & MENDEL, MARVIN]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic Four Jews
They're neurotic, we're neurotic In a room bitching
[WHIZZER, MENDEL, MARVIN & JASON, TRINA]
I'm neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (I'm Jewish) (Four)
He's neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (He's Jewish) (Jews)
They're neurotic (Funny, funny) (They're Jewish) (In a room)
We're neurotic (Funny, funny) (We're Jewish)
Four (I'm Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Four)
Jews (He's Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Jews)
In a room (They're Jewish) (Funny, funny) (In a room)
Bitching (We're Jewish) (Funny, funny)
Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Four) (Slavery)
Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Jews)
Bitch (Funny, funny) (In a room) (Slavery)
Bitch (Funny, funny) (Bitching)
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON, MARVIN]
Four Jews in a room (In a room)
Bitching
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
[WHIZZER]
One
[JASON]
Two
[MARVIN]
Three
[MENDEL]
Four
[TRINA]
Five
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Five Jews!
Four Jews in a Room Bitching was written by James Lapine & William Finn.
Four Jews in a Room Bitching was produced by Kurt Deutsch.
Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block released Four Jews in a Room Bitching on Fri Dec 16 2016.