ALBUM
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
2016
Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Brandon Uranowitz
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle & Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Tracie Thoms
Andrew Rannells
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz
Trina goes in for a session with Mendel, Marvin’s psychiatrist, on Marvin’s recommendation. She needs therapy to help her process her divorce. Throughout the session, Trina tells the story of the end of her marriage.
Mendel, throughout the scene, becomes very attracted to Trina.
The song also sets...
[MENDEL]
Sit down, my dear
I hear you have a problem
I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet
Take a load off your feet
[TRINA, spoken]
Thank you.
[MENDEL, spoken]
Happy or sad?
[TRINA, spoken]
Well, I—
[MENDEL, spoken]
Eh, eh— That's a question with no answer.
(sung)
Let's not discuss the weather, let's face the facts
Marvin's wife must relax
[TRINA]
Love isn't sex
That's a thing my husband once told me
Marvin, my ex
You've seen him for years
Told me over the phone to tell you my fears
Do you only treat queers?
[MENDEL laughs.]
[MENDEL, spoken]
No.
(sung)
Breathe deep, my dear
You'll find me understanding
Your pain is a priori
Unfold your untold story
Now to break bread
Loosen your glands
Put your head in my hands
[TRINA]
I'm everything he wanted
It's time I put it all together
The date was set
My father let me marry
I married, I
Then Marvin came from work
Sat me down on the bed
He told me how he loved me
How needed and/or valued me
I have
[MENDEL]
What?
[TRINA & MARVIN]
Syphilis
[TRINA]
He said
[MENDEL]
Good
[TRINA]
I have
[MENDEL]
Yes?
[TRINA & MARVIN]
Syphilis
[TRINA]
It's true
[MENDEL]
Good
[TRINA]
I had something rotten
Which appears though now it's well forgotten
[MARVIN, TRINA, BOTH]
Maybe, darling (Maybe darling)
So do (So do)
You
[TRINA]
I am probably diseased
[MENDEL]
You're a lovely girl
[TRINA]
And so easily appeased
[MENDEL]
What a lovely girl, though she's possibly diseased
[TRINA]
He took pains to not excite us
He explains I've
[TRINA & MARVIN]
Hepatitis
[TRINA]
Too
[MARVIN, JASON, & WHIZZER]
Hepa hepa hepatitis
Hepatitis, hepatitis?
[MENDEL]
Love is blind
Love can tell a million stories
Love's unkind
Spiteful in a million ways
[TRINA]
Then I stayed home from work
Took good care of my men
They faked despair, they wet their bed
They combed their hair, they acted dead
One said
[MENDEL]
Yes?
[JASON]
Daddy is a prick
[MENDEL]
What?
[TRINA]
He said
[MENDEL]
Yes?
[JASON]
Daddy isn't mine
[MENDEL]
Good
[TRINA]
He filled my coats
With candies and notes
With "Will you be my valentine?"
[MARVIN]
Will you be my valentine?
[TRINA]
This gets harder to believe
[MENDEL]
You're a damaged girl
[TRINA]
I've a scalpel up my sleeve
[FOUR MEN]
What a damaged girl
[MENDEL]
Do not ever slit your wrists
[TRINA]
I've missed him, he's still missing
Don't make noise, but daddy's kissing
Boys
[MARVIN, JASON, & WHIZZER]
Petty, petty, petty, petty
[MENDEL & TRINA]
Love is blind
Love can tell a million stories
Love's unkind
Spiteful in a million ways
[ALL]
Love is blind
Love can tell a million stories
Love's unkind
Spiteful in a million ways
[MARVIN, OTHERS]
(Love) Love is crazy
Love is often boring
(Love) Love stinks
Love is pretty often debris
(Love) When you find
What you find, then
(Love) Never, never, never, never, never
Do it over again
(Love) Love reads
Like a bad biography
(Love) All the names are changed
To protect the innocent
[ALL]
Love is blind
[MENDEL]
My name is Mendel
I treat her husband
I think she's very insecure
But so am I
I've never married
Work, work is my passion
Or perhaps that's an alibi
[MARVIN, spoken]
Yeah, perhaps it is.
[MENDEL, spoken]
Yeah, I don't care to discuss it.
(sung)
I think she's charming
I think she's needy
In just five sessions on my couch
She'll be like new
[ALL]
His name is Mendel
[WHIZZER]
Ah-ah
[MENDEL]
Return next Friday
I admit I admire you
Love Is Blind was written by James Lapine & William Finn.
Love Is Blind was produced by Kurt Deutsch.
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block released Love Is Blind on Fri Dec 16 2016.