Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Brandon Uranowitz
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block & Christian Borle
Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block & Andrew Rannells
Christian Borle & Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, Brandon Uranowitz, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Brandon Uranowitz, Anthony Rosenthal, Christian Borle & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle
Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Stephanie J. Block
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block
Christian Borle, Andrew Rannells, Tracie Thoms & Betsy Wolfe
Anthony Rosenthal
Tracie Thoms
Andrew Rannells
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company
Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells
Brandon Uranowitz
Jason finally figures out how to proceed with his bar mitzvah: it’ll be in Whizzer’s hospital room! The group surprise moved Whizzer with the party. As they set up for the bar mitzvah, the family reflects on their dynamics, how heartbroken they all are over Whizzer, and Jason’s coming of age.
The me...
[JASON]
Whizzer, hey!
Suddenly it all came clear:
I said, let's have my bar mitzvah here!
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Surprise!
[MARVIN]
This was Jason's brilliant idea!
And I brought the prayer shawl
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!
[MENDEL]
Don't you move
Everything will soon be great
Close your eyes
While we redecorate
[CORDELIA]
I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
And someone, please, eat them
[TRINA]
Photo
[ALL]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!
[TRINA]
Lovely, flowers make things lovely
Champagne makes things lovely, too
Everything's amiss
[MENDEL]
Drink up!
Anyone for bubbly?
[TRINA]
Probably, it's doubly useful at a time like this
Cheers
[MENDEL & WHIZZER]
Cheers
[TRINA]
And aren't things lovely?
I feel more helpless than I have in years
[MARVIN]
Try this on
Mendel, get this thing in gear
[WHIZZER]
Please excuse me if I interfere
But I feel that, since I'm the host
It's me who should toast him
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo, ooo
[WHIZZER]
To Jason's bar mitzvah!
[The men depart to help Jason get ready]
[CHARLOTTE]
I notified the nurses
Told them please to not intrude
[CORDELIA]
I passed around the food
Then dumped some extra food
'Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty
[CHARLOTTE]
She's cooked for some 200 guests
[CORDELIA]
We number not that many
Actually... we're seven
[CHARLOTTE]
Maybe it's not dumb
The way this whole thing ends
The food tastes really yummy
[CORDELIA]
Oh, mummy
[TRINA]
Lovely
[CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
The flowers seem to sparkle
The candelabra sets the tone
[TRINA]
I must make things
[CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
The wine is very soothing
[TRINA]
Lovely
[CHARLOTTE and CORDELIA]
Soothes the "something, something"
Someone needed soothing
[TRINA]
Put everything
[CHARLOTTE]
I think, perhaps, I'm overdressed
[TRINA]
In its place
[CORDELIA]
I think, perhaps, it doesn't matter
[TRINA]
Ready for the
[CORDELIA]
That you are
[TRINA]
Band
[CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA]
Here we are
Jason's bar mitzvah looks
Like the books say it should
[TRINA, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
Cheers
[TRINA]
And aren't things lovely?
[CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA]
Everything is lovely
[TRINA, CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA]
I feel more helpless than I have in years
[Whizzer and Mendel enter, followed by Marvin and Jason]
[MENDEL & WHIZZER]
Here he comes
[MENDEL]
Fix his tie
Trina, try
To make him smile more
[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA]
Don't know why
But he looks like Marvin
[MARVIN]
How did you turn out so great?
Who do I thank for the man you've turned into?
Kid, do you know
How proud I am?
If I don't show
How proud I am...
You hold my dreams
Kid, I burst at the seams
'Cause of you
[MENDEL]
Son of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
Son of Marvin, Son of Trina, Son of Whizzer, Son of Mendel
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
And godchild to the lesbians from next door
[MENDEL]
Sing
Oh, sing
Oh, sing
[JASON]
Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh
Heh-oh-non vi-low
Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale
Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh
Jason’s Bar Mitzvah was written by James Lapine & William Finn.
Jason’s Bar Mitzvah was produced by Kurt Deutsch.
Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company released Jason’s Bar Mitzvah on Fri Dec 16 2016.