Welcome Back, Mister Pants

"Hello I am Mister Pants
Let me give you some advice
Don't eat yourself up like a cookie... it sucks."

Welcome back now, Mister Pants (Welcome back now, Mister Pants)
What did you see while you were gone?
We heard nothing from you for a decade or two
We built you a tribute out on your front lawn

Have a sandwich Mister Pants (Have a sandwich, Mister Pants)
Tell us why you were away
Now that everyone's here
And they're bending an ear
In anticipation of what you will say

"My followers were faithful
As they had been before
They packed up their belongings
And we gathered on the shore
We climbed into a saucer
And we sailed across the sea
We turned into some cookies
And we were eaten with some tea"

Hallelujiah, Mister Pants (Hallelujiah, Mister Pants)
Have a cookie and some tea
Our bags are all packed (our bags are all packed)
And when you've finished your snack (finished your snack)
We're ready to follow (ready to follow)
Wherever you lead (wherever you lead)

"Hey... this cookie looks sorta familiar"

Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)
Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)
Welcome back, Mister Pants. (welcome back, Mister Pants)

"I think that song was wonderful"
"But it wasn't"
"Oh hello there baby Logan"
"How about let's sing songs"
"Yes let's sing another song, what shall we sing about?"
"A lizard"
"A lizard, and what else"
"Uh I'm thinking what else... Ooh! A fish"