Aron

Aron
This is all I ask, this is all I need
You need to shower me with gratitude
And to fall down on your knees

For it was I who rescued you
From a miserable fate

Aron
You're only here because of me, because of me
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand
You'd have washed out to sea, washed out to sea
(Washed out to sea)

Aron
You were digging for some crabs (digging for some crabs)
Hidden in the sand (hidden in the sand)
Then a wave the size of Africa (that's a pretty darn big wave)
Swept you far away from land (far away)

It was I who rescued you (I saved your life!)
From a miserable fate (Better thank me, Aron)

Aron (Give me some respect)
You're only here because of me, because of me (I'm such a hero, baby) (they'll name a street after me)
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand (That's right!)
You'd have washed out to sea, (floaty floaty float in the ocean) washed out to sea (Oh yeah, better thank me for it!)

[voice sample]
"Well, Mother told me, (told me)"
"Well, Mother told me, [record scratch] told me"
"There would be days like, There would be days like this!"

Aron (I'm the reason you're alive)
You're only here because of me, (I bet they'll give me the sainthood) because of me (performed a miracle, I did)
And if I hadn't grabbed your hand (Uh oh!)
You'd have washed out to sea, (I'm gonna be on T.V.) washed out to sea, (gimme gimme gimme some money)
Washed out to sea