Lizard And Fish

Lizard and Fish, oh what a pair
One lived underwater, and the other breathed air
On a shelf in a pet store, on Aisle 13
Lizard and Fish would sit together and dream
And Lizard said, "Fish, how's the water today?"
And Fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And Lizard said "Somehow, we'll both get away
And be a refugee lizard and fish."

Lizard was bright, he was clever and sly
There wasn't an escape routine that he hadn't tried
And Fish was a master of keeping his cool
While dreaming about the day he'd go back to school
And Lizard jumped up on the wall of his tank
And Fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And Lizard said, "Someday we'll get to the river bank
And we can live like a lizard and fish."

One day, there was a fire in the
Back of the store, and all the animals were
Screaming and squawking and otherwise talking
About the terrible stench and the roar of the flames
Then suddenly Lizard and Fish were
Grabbed from their homes by Pee-Wee Herman who was
Clearing out the burning store and putting all the animals
Outside. Take it, Fish

And Lizard said, "Fish, we're finally free
And fish said, "(bubble bubble)"
And they built a rocket and flew to the moon
Where they spent their days eating flies a lot
And singing about the the wonderful day
The store burned and Pee-Wee saved them
And looking at the stars 'cause they were
Really really pretty
And living their lives like lizard and fish