Do The Confusion

[Intro]
Thank you, uh, can I get you something from the kitchen? Some cake, perhaps some coffee?
Sounds good to me
See how you like this rifle barrel over your head!
And now I'm getting out of this crummy joint once and for all

[Verse 1]
You can board up all the windows, you can padlock your door
You can paint over the mirror in the bathroom to be sure
You can try to disguise the booby prize from the spies and flies and the prying eyes
That follow you wherever you go

You can lose them at the corner, you can fall down the stairs
You can race out of the back door up the fire escape to the open air
When you hit the ground, you can go downtown in a gown you found at the dog pound around
A hound who drowned 'cause its owners didn't care

[Hook]
Or you can
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Gown you found at the dog pound
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off)

[Verse 2]
You can open all the phone lines, you can tie them up with rope
You can throw a note in the ocean to grope
For whatever floats your boat
(Whatever floats your boat!)
You can overdose on the whole wheat toast or go blow your nose in your overcoat
Or phone home to your frozen chromosome
And only groan like a lonely pony

You can tell it to the jury, you can stick it in your ear
You can kiss the wrist of the Swiss Miss, mister, until you disappear
You can find the time to imbibe wine and write the lines you can rhyme with the best kinds of minds
And the swine reclines as the mime tries to climb in slime

[Hook]
Or you can
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Blow your nose in your overcoat!
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off now, head falls off)

And just who is going to stop me?
I will
**crashing**
Stop, stop this craziness! You're destroying my toys!

[Verse 3]
See the people with the sweetmeats? Gee, it's a treat
When you meet discreetly beneath the sheet
You can beat the heat on Easy Street
When you're cheatin' completely, please repeat:
"Beep Beep, I'm a Jeep, I'm a Jeep," till the creep asleep in the cheap seat believes
He's Meryl Streep with a deep need to eat sheep's feet in her cream of wheat
(Neat!)

[Hook]
Do the confusion till your head falls off
Blow your nose in your overcoat!
Do the confusion till your head falls off
(Your head falls off, head falls off)
(Your head falls off)
(Until your head falls off)
(Do the confusion till your head falls off, your head falls off)

[Outro]
Running out the back door, he races up the fire escape to the roof
I remember you now, and I'll put you behind bars again, just the way I did 6 years ago
Oh no you won't, birdbrain!