I Love The Ocean

There was an old man who lived by the sea
He had an eyepatch, and a meathook for a hand
And if you asked him why he lived there
He would answer and then you'd understand

I love the ocean. Naah!
I love the ocean. Naah!

I love the creatures of the ocean
Like the otters and the dolphins
And the tuna and the seagulls
And the hermit crabs with pinchers
And the pelicans and sand fleas (Ahh Ahh)
And the grunion and the blue whales (Ahh Ahh)
And the barnacles and mackerel (Ahh Ahh)
And the sharks with pointy teeth (Ahh Ahh)

Sometimes late at night, I walk out to the water and the fish all gather round and tell me secrets about the future

Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Old Man!

I love the ocean. Naah!
I love the ocean. Naah!

(Spoken)
I wish we could have had some musical entertainment tonight but instead...