The Shifty Sticker, Tape WITH LYRICS

(Paranthesis, Toads. No Paranthesis, Tape)

(Spoken)
Oh, youse was gonna try and tear down the streamer, eh?
Youse got a grudge with things that come in strips, is dat what you're saying?
Well DAT’s It!
Youse wanna piece of me?
Youse gonna get it, see?

[Verse 1] (Sung)
Look at you, youse a pasta-slurpin' plug
I'll rip dat mustache right off ya mug!
(Help us, we’re stuck!)
(We're down on our luck!)
Dat's right, ya mushroom-headed rubes
Ya luck's down the tubes!
And as for da plumber
Who couldn't be dumber
But dis streamer-smashin' boob!
(Spoken)
Oh, you think dat's funny, eh?
Dese funny words I say?
Well time to shut ya trap
Wit' my dispenser smack!
Aha! Who’s laughin’ now?
I'm gonna cut ya down!
Dis hog gives me da bulge
On murder, I’ll indulge
(Sung)
Youse call me "tacky"
Well I am STICKY!
There's a difference, savvy?
Ah, youse makin' me mad, see?!

[Chorus]
You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!
Ya mess wit’ da family, ya mess wit' me!
Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees
Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!
Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!
I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!
Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!
Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami King!

[Bridge]
(Spoken)
Myah, wiseguy, eh?
Get ya mitts off my dispenser!
Dis thing's custom-tooled, see?
Youse really tryin' my patience here!
Ohohoh youse on thin ice, bambino!

[Verse 2] (Sung)
You will fall to da mafioso's might
Youse in a bind, so now just sit tight!
(Help, S.O.S.!)
(I can't feel my chest)
Shut ya traps! I'm busy, don't ya know
Cleanin' up Mario!
Da boss want ya iced
So I don't think twice
Before I end ya show!
(Spoken)
And yeah, I got da sense
To hide the evidence!
Though you might think it mean
I keep things nice and clean!
Can't soil up my ride
Dis beaut's my joy and pride!
Da rubber and da grease
Shall now release da beast
(sung)
A custom chassis
I keep it classy
But things might get dirty
When the plumber I HURT-Y!

[Chorus]
You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!
Ya mess wit' da family, ya mess wit' me!
Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees
Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!
Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!
I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!
Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!
Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami-

(Spoken)
Eh!
Who TOLD YOU TO ROLL CREDITS?
What, you think I'm tacky?
Ya think I'm some kinda pointy thingy here for your amusement ?
DAT'S IT!
HERE'S YOUR TACKY!
I got ya tacky right here!
If dats how ya want it
I might as well Dispense wit' da pleasantries!
Time to seal da deal!

[Verse 3] (sung)
Now look, you got me playin' dirty, see?
Youse stand no chance when dis tape roll is free!
(Help! Get us down!)
(Put an end to this clown!)
Dis tower's boutta be da site of da crime of da century!
By king Olly's wishes
You'll sleep wit' da fishes
Buried out at sea!
(Spoken)
I'll duct you up , I will!
I'm goin' for da kill!
To make it extra vile
I'll do it "Classic" style!
You won't like what's in store
When I break out da pompadour
Ya wanna take a spin?
Ya can't! Now take it on da chin!
(Sung)
Youse got some nerve, kid
But dis wheel don't skid!
Youse just flipped my lid!
So you have come to the end of your bid!

[Chorus]
You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!
Ya mess wit' da family, ya mess wit' me!
Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees
Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!
Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!
I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!
Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!
Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami King!

EY! EY! EY! EY!
QUIT PULLIN'! QUIT PULLIN'!
UNCLE! UNCLE!
...Ehhhh, fuhgeddabouddit