Popple and Rookie WITH LYRICS

[POPPLE, spoken]
Alright, Rookie, play the song, see?

[ROOKIE, spoken]
Sure thing, boss! Uhh, which track was it again?

[POPPLE, spoken]
Ugh, this is why we have the track set beforehand, see? It's number 17

[ROOKIE, spoken]
Um, okay, number 17...

[POPPLE, spoken]
Gah! Gimme that!

[ROOKIE, spoken]
Um, oh. Okay...

[POPPLE, spoken]
I'll show you how it's done, see?
And-a five, six, seven, eight!

[POPPLE]
Look at these chump-kins
These blue-collar bumpkins

[ROOKIE]
They wear red and green, though!

[POPPLE]
Bah, you know what I mean!

Fatso and beanpole are in for some pain
When we steal the soda, we'll make it rain!

Think you're gazookas?
Well, you're just palookas
You are just two guys
And well, so are we

The difference between us is quite clear to me
You're looking at masters of burglary, see?

[Ad-lib]

You mugs better fear
'Cause the Shadow Thief's here
I'll bamboozle you finks
And make off with the drinks!

Yeah, the whole beanish fuzz
Couldn't put me in cuffs!
See, the cola is mine!

[ROOKIE, spoken]
Uh, boss, you're out of space for rhymes!

[POPPLE]
Popple and Rookie

[ROOKIE]
Masters of thievery!

[POPPLE]
Pulling the heist of

[ROOKIE]
The century!

[POPPLE & ROOKIE, outro]
Dynamic duo
Comin' at you-oh!
Send you to Pluto
Quite criminally!

[ROOKIE, spoken]
I...I think that's the end of it

[POPPLE, spoken]
Boo! Boo, I say! Make it loop, Rookie, we're doin' this right, see?

[POPPLE]
Hiding your loot?
Well, that point's kinda moot!
'Cause we'll find it regardless!
Quite easily!

There is no hiding treasure from me
We're gonna sell it on the internet, see?

Slink in the shadows
Popple sunk that low
My morals are shallow
I have no regrets

So many valuables for me to collect
Take the Chuckola Cola; you mugs just got wrecked!

[Ad-lib]

Here's a little lesson in thievery
The Shadow Thief is going down in history
If you wanna be a burglar number one
You gotta grab the Chuckola Cola and run!

Rookie and Popple

[ROOKIE]
You cannot stop-ple!

[POPPLE]
Even the cop-ples

[ROOKIE]
Let us scot-free!

[POPPLE & ROOKIE, outro]
Dynamic duo
Comin' at you-oh
Send you to Pluto
Quite criminally!

[POPPLE, spoken]
Hey, what're you doin', standing on each other's shoulders like that, like a couple palookas, spinnin' around, eh? See--hey, hey, hey! What're you doin'?! Don't come over this way! Hey, let's talk about this, see--

[screams]

Boo. Boo, I say. What're you people lookin' at? Song's over! Get a move on, see?