Snifit or Whiffit! WITH LYRICS DX (Remastered)

Snifit:
Hey-ho!
Hello, and welcome to our show!
Live from Stump Glade
It's great to be here!

I'm your host, Snifit!
Boy, what a crowd!
Why
How 'bout we get a little noise?

Snifit of Whiffit's
The name of the game
Thanks to our poisonous exhibit!

So take a breath
Hope it's not your last!
Let the show begin, girls and boys!

The rules are simple as simple can be
Win our three games
And all correctly!

If you don't die
Then here's your grand prize:
A... wiggler segment...?
Boy, what a surprise!

So, answer true or false!
Whack our unpaid Snifit interns!
And keep track of some shuffling boxes!

Our noxious toxins
Make our show different
So pump the gas
And let the games begin!

(Spoken)
We got a great show for you tonight, folks!
You'll be on the edge of your seat!

(Sung)
Hey-ho!
Say hello
'Cause this guy, you know!
Coming to us from the Mushroom Kingdom

Ladies and goodbuddies, our contestant:
That portly plumber, Mario!

(Spoken)
Come on, folks! Be nice!

(Sung)
He romps and stomps, yes
But folks, can he breathe
In our poisonous gas chamber?

We'll have to see if the chap survives!
Is he man, or is he Snifit?
Who knows?!

Now, when we say poison
We mean it, it's true!
Your HP drops like a Thwomp
At an all-you-can-eat barbecue!

But that's the fun part
Of choosing your answers!
What's a quiz show
Without potentially deadly circumstances?!

Answer true or false!
Whack our unpaid Snifit interns!
And keep track of those shuffling boxes!

(The Throat Clear Of Giving a Disclaimer)

My lawyer can't promise that you'll live
So pump the gas
And let the games begin!!!

(Spoken)
Say it with me, folks!

Crowd and Snifit: SNIFIT, OR...
WHIFFIT!