[PIRATED] Grand Opening WITH LYRICS

Mario Party!
It's so much fun!
Mario Party!
Fun for Everyone!
Let's get this party started todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*pirated*
You just pirated Mario Party DS
Well, Here's a little message
That'll give you distress...
Software piracy is illegal
By National Law
You flew too close to the sun
We're gonna make you fall...
Thought you'd play this game
With relative ease?
We'll make you fry for tryin'
To sail the seven seas
You got this software illegally
Huh? You smartie?
Well you better learn your lesson
PIRACY IS NO PARTY!
As punishmеnt
We'll show you the meaning of Fеar
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FILTHY BUCCANEER!
You thought you could do what you want
Because a Pirate is free?
Well, now you're facing down anti piracy!
Luigi wins by doing nothing
So you say?
Well when you pirate
There ain't nothing you can do anyway
On the board, On the title
Or in Minigames
If you're a pirate, We'll find out all the same
You say "Yo Ho Ho"
But soon you'll say "Oh no"
Because you should of bought this game
So long ago
You wanna Party with the brothers?
Think you're getting a buzz?
You better report this stolen software
Before we get the Fuzz...
*police siren noises*
FBI. Open up

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Still here?
Haven't learned your lesson?
That's just fine
Except it isn't
Since software piracy is a CRIME!
Wanna know the punishment
For not spending a dime?
We're talking FIVE LONG YEARS
OF PRISON TIME!
This softlock
Is like a Glock
We comin' locked and loaded
Your game is blocked
You better purchase the game
Through a retail store
Because you don't wanna know
That we can do even more
Tryin' to play the game for free
As a little boon?
You better learn your lesson
FILTHY PICAROON!
Yar-Har-Fiddle-De Dee
THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND!
Well you just found out
What goes around comes around
Mario Party's no joke!
We're dialing the FBI
So you better destroy the game card
Before you DIE
You Boutta be punished
Like criminal scum
Now watch me take you down
To the minigame "RUN"
You made the mistake
Of slaking criminal first
You better sleep with one eye open
Come March 31st...

We're Coming For You!

*police siren noises*

Piracy is No Party!
Mario Party DS Out!

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