DooPliss Battle with Lyrics (Juno Songs Cover)

(Sung)
Hey there, Slick! Remember me?
Of course you do; this is your body!
Now you're just an absentee
'Cause I stole your identity!

Give it back? I disagree!
'Cause now I'm gettin' stuff for free!
Once I start my jubilee
You'll fade away, I guarantee!

Now your name belongs to me!

This sure beats runnin' round in sheets
Like, listen to the crowds!
I've got to hand it to ya, Tubby;
You really got 'em wowed!

"iT'S-a mE, MaRiO!1!1!"
That's how dumb you sound!
I'd love to stay and mock you, Slick
But I can't stick around!

(Spoken)
Ey, Slick, you should really see the look on your face!
Oh, wait! YOU AIN'T GOT ONE NO MORE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Sung)
Take one glance, and you will see
That now your life belongs to me
Plus, your popularity!
It's mine, ALL MINE! UEE-HEE-HEE!

Bask in glory, bask in famе
And laugh at the one who gets thе blame!
I'm the hero of the game
And you will never guess my name!

Look at who came crawling back
You really crave your own attacks?
Throw the towel off the rack
Because you know the odds are stacked

You can say I've got a knack
For gettin' praise while you get flack
Now, it's time to hit the sack
'Cause I'm about to get my payback!

You won't get your true name back!

All those pigs think I am you!
They're really all too slow!
All the while, they're none the wiser!
I'll skulk around under their nose!

"wOO HoO! lEt'S-a gO!!!!1!"
The only words you know!
You've had your time in the limelight, Slick!
Now I will steal the show!

(Spoken)
Aaaahhhh, I see you've got a girl to save!
Well, your princess is in another castle
MY CASTLE! AHH-HAHAHAHA!

(Sung)
Take one glance and you will see
That now your life belongs to me
Plus, your true identity!
It's mine, all mine! UEE-HEE-HEE!

Bask in glory, bask in fame
And laugh at the one who gets the blame!
I'm the hero of the game
And you will never guess my name!

(Spoken)(Outro)
What? You gonna cry?
You gonna Pee your pa-
Wait
Wait a sec
(Ehh, probably shouldn't have said THAT letter...)
Umm... BACKSPACE! BACKSPACE!
Forget I said that last sentence which contains a letter that is DEFINITELY not in my name!
Yeah. Uh. Nailed it
(Yeah, you'll never guess.)