Host Hoedown WITH LYRICS

[Intro]
D.J. Hallyboo is upset!
As the host, he takes it personally when someone tries to play for free
It would be best to offer a formal apology for what you've done
Good Luck, Luigi!

Ladies and gentlemen!
Let's give a warm welcome...
To the fool who thought they were above the law

[Verse 1]
(HAW-HAW-HAW!)

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round
A one-way trip to the prison grounds!
The DJ spins, punishment for your sin
So let the show begin!

This hoedown
Is the ultimate showdown!
So grab your stylus, do-si-do!
For your crimes, you shall atone!

You just piratеd Mario Party DS
So you thought you could weather the party's durеss
Your final sentence is approaching near
Because you're nothing but a filthy buccaneer!

[Chorus 1]
Scurvy dogs like you
Deserve but to rot in jail
Now the carnival horns turn to sirens that scream
You were doomed to fail!

You played with fire, you'll be consumed within the inferno
So slow your roll!

You stole this software
You broke the law
Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all

[Verse 2]

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round
Bold to assume you'd never be found!
For your lies, you'll apologize
Or you will face demise!

It's showtime
You'll be punished for your crime!
Think your pen's greater than the sword?
You'll need your pen to survive the board!

Still here, haven't learned your lesson? You will see
Just how Nintendo deals with piracy
The game shall invoke the pirate flag
Because you're nothing but a scurvy scalawag!

[Chorus 2]

Oh, naughty kids like you
Who simply love to steal
Let the curtain pull back
I attack, for you're naught
But the Shy Guy's meal!

You will be crushed beneath the weight bore by Sisyphus' sentence
Now face repentance

You stole this software
You broke the law
Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all

HAW HAW HAW HAW! HAW HA HA HA HAW!

[Verse 3]

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round
Steal you away without a sound
You'll lose the fight
Versus copyright
And go softly in the night!

It's twisted
And cannot be resisted!
Now you know the game has changed
The carnival is now deranged!

You thought you could do what you want because a pirate is free
Well, now you're facing down anti-piracy
You better put your sins before your heart
Because this is where your sentence starts!

[Chorus 3]
Confess to your heinous sin
In the house of insanity!
You will be the example we make
For the spiraling world to see!

Chaos is order, fear is law
That is the rule of the circus!
The game has served its purpose

You stole this software
You broke the law
Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all