The Missile Maestro, Colored Pencils

[COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN]
Feast your eyes upon my ART-senal!
Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!
Let us see you dodge THIS!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I've armed my missiles
My target's locked onto you!
Heaven rains with pencils
That leave you crying "Sacre bleu!"
Ain't got no time
For you philistines
Now you will die
By my artistic crimes!
You can't tell art
From a hole in the ground
Now comes the part
Where the plumber goes down!
Glance up at the sky
And you'll see the depth of you plight!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Watch you head!
Don't meet your doom!
Those colored pencils go "KA-BOOM!"
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You better look sharp
And draw your weapons for a fight!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Give this pencil case a show!
You can do it, Mario!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'm a 12-pack of colors
But when I'm done, the streets will run with red!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Don't you slip
Dull his tips!
Don't let him give you more lip!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You'll be half that many feet under
To the king, I'll bring back your head!
[TOADS, SUNG]
He's run his course
Now kick his shorts!
(They're metaphorical, of course!)
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
Shoot my missiles up your derriere
You stand no chance against Jean-Pierre!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
Missiles fling
People sing
Hail the Origami King
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'll scribble you back down the stairs
These colors run; you best be scared!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
All the same
He'll end your game
Glory to King Olly's name!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You can't hope to stop
My mighty ROY G BIV barrage
Now I'll make you drop
Faster than the lift I sabotaged
This is the part
Where you fall to my art
You were doomed from the start
You aren't all that smart!
I've got it made
You are in an air raid
No one will come to your aid
I've got missiles in spades!
You're RED so easily
ORANGE you tired of dodging my blows?
[TOADS, SUNG]
Color puns?!
That's it, I'm done!
Maybe last game they would have been fun!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You sure aren't YELLOW
But GREEN the facts, it's the end of the show!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Don't give in!
You have to win!
Throw that guy into the bin!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'll leave you BLUE
Get a clue, it's time you INDIGO
[TOADS, SUNG]
Give him space!
You got this, ace!
Grab the lib and close the case!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'll PURPLE the trigger
And you will fall to the Rainbow Roll!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Hey, that's not fair!
Wait, over there!
Grab those pencils outta the air!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You should have stayed in the elevator
Now I'll scribble out you haters!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
Missiles fling
People sing
Hail the Origami King
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
When you're banged up by my tracers
You'll need more than an eraser!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
All the same
He'll end your game
Glory to King Olly's name!
[COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN]
Zut alors!
My lid is closed!
I can't stop my missiles!