Bowser’s Theme WITH LYRICS [CHANNEL ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL] - Super Mario 64 Cover

[BOWSER]
Hey there, ya chump!
You're fresh outta luck!
The princess is gone and you're stuck!
I'll beat ya down
Like some kinda clown
You'll never swing me around!

Runnin' about
With your bushy snout
Floppin' around like a worthless trout
Gathering stars
But you won't go far
Now that King Koopa's here to spar!

Bowser in the house, think that you can best me?
You ain't even got a tenth of a hundred twenty!
The bombs, bricks, Boos gon' stop you in your tracks
Backwards-long-jump outta this, you stereotypical hack!
Spittin' fire hotter than Lethal Lava Land
You ain't even got your bro here to lend a hand!
Shoulda stuck to fixin' up the showеr drain
Now the Koopa King Bowser gonna bring the pain!

Now I will risе
Cut you down to size
Every beatdown I dish out is personalized!
Schnooks like you don't stand a chance against my mighty Troopas!
Take the "L", it's real! You got trounced by the King of Koopas!

You can still fight?
Well, I'll make it right!
Time for you to go nighty-night!
Plumber take this!
Bowser don't miss!
Bet you're thinkin' "Ignorance is bliss!"
Cracked like an egg
No chance to beg
Mario's on his last legs!
You got no others
Like dinos or brothers
Run right home back to your mother!

Koopa pack, attack right in the plumber's crack
All the prosciutto you eat goes to the cheeks I clap!
I'll toss you 'round like pizza dough
This'll be the last 3D Super Mario!
The princess is gone, didn't you read the sign?
With the power of the stars, this land is mine!
You come to stop me for my heinous crimes?
Better square up Mario, it's Showtime!

Once I win the brawl
Once I make you fall
Got a toilet for you to unclog!
You are just a plumber
Fire-breathing turtles beat ya!
Run right back to Brooklyn
Microwave yourself a pizza!

There is no way
You're savin' the day
To crush you would make me so gay!

"Gay" as in the synonym for "happy." I see you people typin' in the comments section! Besides, even if I did mean it the other way, there ain't a problem with it! Love who you wanna love, ya know? Anyways, back to stompin' Mario.

Spaghetti-slurpin' meatballs stand no chance against my Troopas
What can plumbers do against the king of the Koopas?

Put up your fists
'Cause you've got me miffed
For tryin' to stop my mischief!
You're just some guy
Who eats pizza pie!
In my fire breath, I'll make ya fry!
You can't run away!
You cannot pray!
I'm gonna make Mario flambé!
When you're facin' Bowser
You gon' hit the showers!
I'll knock you right off my tower!

Karts or parties, I'll come in first!
Think you got what it takes? Then do your worst!
There's none more foul than the Koopa King!
There's a reason I've an army of underlings!
Dark World, Fire Sea, and in the sky
All three are great places for you to die!
Try to pick me up! Swing me by the tail!
With your linguine arms, you're doomed to fail!

Now that you see
You can't defeat me
It's time for the grand finale!
With the stars I stole with help from my posse of Troopas
Mario stands no chance 'gainst the king of the Koopas!

[MARIO, spoken]
So long, gay Bowser!

[BOWSER, spoken]
Bah! I was runnin' out of one-liners and rhymes anyway! You win this time, Mario, but next time, you won't be as lucky!