The Crazy House

Now I'm Napoleon at Waterloo
I think I’ll some paper dolls for you
I'm a big tomcat, chasing Mickey Mouse
It's fun to be living in the crazy house

Fun, fun, fun, yes it is now
Fun, fun, fun, I’ma tellin' you
Fun, fun, fun, rather pleasing
Fun to be living in the crazy house

Come on and chase me, I'm a butterfly
Where is the champ? I'll punch him in the eye
There's a horse on my neck--oh no, it's a louse
It's fun to be living in the crazy house

Fun, fun, fun, yes
Fun, fun, fun, I ain't jivin’ you
Fun, fun, fun, yes, doll
Fun to be living in the crazy house

I’m gonna swim on down, to Chinatown
And lock myself in jail
I'm gonna stick my nose up in the sky
And rip my pants on a rusty nail

I see a monkey eating sauerkraut
There’s Julius Caesar with the shirt tail out
I'm the king of Siam without a single doubt
It's fun to be living in the crazy house

I'm gonna crawl around like a big bad hound
On my hands and bended knees
I’m gonna chase a flea up a tree
Make noise like a rat eating Limburger cheese

I see a monkey eating sauerkraut
There's Julius Caesar with the shirt tail out
I'm the king of Siam without a single doubt
It's fun to be living in the crazy...
You can have a ball in the crazy house