Peas in a Pod

[EDIE, spoken]
Oh my goodness, Gould, is this on the bill?
It’s one of my favorites!

[EDITH, spoken]
Edie, please

[EDIE, spoken]
It’s the very first song you ever taught me!
We used to sing it together!

(singing)
Given our amazing similarities
We could be a plate of eggs and ham
A pair of canaries
I shadow you like Mary’s lamb

[EDITH, spoken]
I’m sorry, I’m in no mood

[EDIE, spoken]
For me mother, please!
I’ll sing the man’s part!

(singing)
Physically, a few discreet disparities
Ought to keep us happy as…
Happy as…

[EDITH]
As a clam

[EDIE]
Why fight it, lady?
Our star is in ascendance
Make me your matey

[BOTH]
And I’ll give you my independence

[GOULD, spoken]
Well comе on Edith, don’t tell me you forgot the staging

[EDITH, spoken]
I didn’t forgеt it, I just don’t wanna do it

[GOULD, spoken]
Just do it, and for God’s sakes, smile!

[EDIE]
We’re a bowl of peaches and cream

[EDITH]
The Dodgers and Brooklyn

[EDIE]
A permanent team

[EDITH]
India and Ghandi

[EDIE]
Dagwood and his Blondie

[BOTH]
Two peas in a pod

[EDIE]
We’re an act like Crosby and Hope

[EDITH]
A rosy complexion and ivory soap

[EDIE]
Pip and Miss Estella

[EDITH]
Hedda and Louella

[BOTH]
Two peas in a pod

We stick together
Like a cushion and pins

[EDIE]
Birds of a feather

[EDITH]
I’d say Siamese twins

[BOTH]
Ever aftering where we will build
A cozy retreat
Which no nosy neighbors
Can see from the street

[EDIE]
What need we Manhattan?

[EDITH]
Just us and a cat in

[BOTH]
A cottage on Cape Cod
For two please
Two peas in a pod

[GOULD, spoken]
Well, come on Edith, dance! A soft shoe, how can you resist?

[EDITH, spoken]
Oh, I can’t help myself!
It’s the music and I’m its helpless victim!

[GOULD, spoken]
Aren’t we all kid, aren’t we all?!

[EDITH & EDIE]
If by our devotion
Nature gets the notion
To send a gift from God
Send two please

[EDIE]
Say “koot-chee koo”

[BOTH]
Cuties

[EDITH]
In pink and blue

[BOTH]
Two please
Two peas in a pod
Two peas in a pod
Two peas in a pod