Cheese Plate

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I was so pissed. I was like, “Y’all have cheese that’s stronger than Vicks.”

[Bit 1]
One of my first trips to Paris, right, I’m at her mother’s house, we’re having dinner, they pass around the cheese plate.
“Wanda, tu veux du fromage?”

“Non, merci.”
Because I want to know… who just shit themselves at this table

So we’re just gon’ sit here like this is not happening, huh?
“C’est qui qui fait caca dans leur pantalon?”
That’s what I want to know
Don’t make me get up and just go around check everybody
Is that what we doing?

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Different, But, you know, likе, all I’m doing, man, I’m just trying to, like, raise my kids like how I was raisеd
That’s what I’m doing, just raising my kids like how I was raised

[Bit 2]
You know? Yeah. Didn’t turn out so bad. Right? And, oh, boy, I lotion ’em up good. You should see ’em. Oh. They be glistening, man
They hate it
My wife is like
“Why? Why all the lotion, the crème? Pourquoi la crème?”

I say
“‘Cause I don’t want some little ashy-ass kids.”

I get their legs, everything, I lotion ’em up
They leave the house shiny, boy
I bet you even little black kids at school are looking at them like, “Oh, here come them greasy twins.”
“Here come the greasy twins.”