Yvette

[Intro]
Yvette

[Verse 1]
Haha, I got a story to tell, and it's not easy
It's kinda hard like doing math, and even though
It wasn't that funny to me
I know all of y'all will laugh, you see
It's about me and a girl getting caught in bed
On a hot and heavy date
So I'm gonna run it down, right about now
To see if you can relate, she's called Yvette

[Hook]
She's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now

[Interlude]
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette, Yvette

[Verse 2]
It was a long time ago but I'll never forget
I got caught in the bed with a girl named Yvette
Well I was scared like hell, but I got away
That's why I'm alive, rappin' to y'all today
I was outside of my school, talking to this fox
Crowd of people all around, listen to my box
Just me and my fans, and some guys from the crew
Chillin' hard 'cause we had nothing better to do
It was me, the L, the A, and the All
And then I slipped away to make a phone call
To this very day it was a move I regret
But I didn't know then so I called Yvette

[Hook]
Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now
I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now

[Interlude]
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette, Yvette, Yvette, Yvette

[Verse 3]
I said "Hello pretty mama, it's your lover man"
She said "Hi Rick, come over, soon as you can"
I said "This ain't Rick, what kinda drugs you're smoking?"
She said "I know it's you Caz, I was only joking
And after we've got that out of the way
Why don't you come on over and spend the day?"
I said "I can't come now, my man is coming to get me"
Then she said "I'm all alone, there's nobody with me"
I thought for a second, she says she's alone
And I was knockin' at her door 'fore she hung up the phone
She opened up the door with a smile that would hook ya
And looked down at her watch and said "What took ya?"
She lets me in the house, and gave me a kiss
And said "Give me that thing that you know I missed"
I said "Slow down girl, I brought a little wine
And we can drink it in your room"
She said "That'll be fine"

[Hook]
Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now
I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now

[Interlude]
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette

[Verse 4]
Check it out
We went up to her room, started getting high
But she couldn't keep her hand from off my fly
So I made her lock the door, and went to check it
When I came back in, she was totally naked
That was my cue, to do the do
I took my clothes off, and proceeded to
Kiss her lips and her back and all around her neck
And hesitated on the rest and said "What the heck?"
I had her climbing up the ceiling, and shaking the bed
After an hour and a half, they're usually dead
But she was still going strong, then 'bout a quarter to three
She said "Caz, somebody's coming," I said "Yeah, me"

[Interlude]
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette

[Verse 5]
And then the door burst open, and there was her folks
I thought "Damn, they could have waited 'til I finish my strokes"
Her mother was in shock, her father reached on the shelf
Pulled down a .45, I almost shit on myself
I said "Please don't shoot" and pleaded my case
Said "You'd done the same thing if you was in my place
But if you spare my life, believe me friend
You'll never see me 'round your daughter again"

[Hook]
Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now
I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how
But too bad I didn't know then what I know now

[Interlude]
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette
Yvette
Yvette, Yvette

[Verse 6]
Well don't ask me why, but he let me leave
I ran 37 blocks, then I stopped to breathe
I gave thanks to God, he wasn't too upset
And went home, and thought about poor Yvette
He must have beat that girl with a stick and broom
'Cause I could hear the girl screamin' all the way in my room
And even though I don't see Yvette no more
I know she ain't as fine as she was before
Yvette, I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun
But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run
I said Yvette, I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun
But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run
I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun
But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run
I said Yvette, I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun
But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run

[Outro]
Yvette, don't sweat
Yvette, don't sweat
Yvette