Wrong Girls To Play With

[Chorus]
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)

[Verse 1: Papa Austin]
Me have a little girl, she name is Sheran
Said this little girl want to be me woman
Said ah she be the wife and ah me the husband
Me know this a-gyal can really love her man
Then me kiss her pon her lips and me hold her pon her hand
Then when we come a-down, said me hands off her rump
Outside empty, inside is ram
You look pon the street, is a damn traffic jam

[Verse 2: The Great Peso]
Sittin' on a fence, it's sad to be
'Cause all the pretty ladies seem the same to me
Said to myself I'm gonna make up my mind
Gotta find a pretty lady that is one of a kind
Hopped off the fence and looked right to left
Rubbed my eyes twice 'cause the lady was def
Pulled out my big, fixed up my hair
Started playing the role of the savoir-faire

[Chorus]
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)

[Verse 3: Papa Austin]
When me was a man, said me been alone
Said when me was a yout, me used to eat snow cone
It's I, a-Papa Austin, I'ma tell you this alone
Said I, a-Papa Austin, now me chat microphone
Send me going on my own, and me love alone
Me need this a-woman, come and live with me
It's I, Papa Austin, make you feel irie
Say you bon bosh herb that the strictler can see

[Chorus]
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)

[Verse 4: The Great Peso]
I said "Hey pretty thing, I wanna talk to you
But first I wanna know that you're familiar with school
'Cause see, I like a pretty lady with a lot of smarts
And a nice, understanding, and a great big heart"
Little did I know she was playing the game
And I couldn't really notice 'cause she seemed so plain
She had me totally lost, stone-cold confused
Misled and mistreated, used and abused
Toyed with my mind more than half the time
And kept hanging me up on the telephone line
But what she wasn't, never ever fronted
Every time we went I went everywhere
Searching for something, only find nothing
Kept meeting ladies that didn't care
Kept meeting ladies
Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-kept meeting ladies that didn't care

[Chorus]
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)
Break, break!

[Verse 5: Papa Austin]
It's I, Papa Austin, pon your microphone stand
Every woman in the world am need this ah man
It's I, Papa Austin, pon your microphone stand
Me telling this song to every yout man
Mister man, say woman, say each and every one-a
Say this song thing telling each and every one-a
It's I, a-Papa Austin, come to tell everyone
It's I, a-Papa Austin, got the mic in am me hand

[Verse 6: The Great Peso]
So true it may be that I'm still free
Yet searching everyday for a L-A-Dy
To love and be honored to be her man
Then share our feelings all over the land
Start a family, raised in the country
Teach the kids about the world and the birds and bees
Live to be old to see my kids grow
And never have a thought about being alone

[Chorus]
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with
It seems to me no matter who I am
I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)