Mr. Bill

[Intro]
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Not Mr. Bill
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Not Mr. Bill
Let me tell ya

[Verse 1]
She don't want Tom, and don't want Dick
She's not fazed by Harry, and don't need Rick
She doesn't care if you're handsome or dressed to kill
The only man that she wants is me, Mr. Bill

[Hook]
I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no)
With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill)
With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill)
Because for me the women freak and some men kill

[Verse 2]
I'll buy you what you want, even time and friends
And I help you to keep up with the styles and trends
I keep a fur on her back, a spoon up your nose
If there's some place she wants to be, I make sure that she goes

[Hook]
I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no)
With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill)
With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill)
Because no one in the world gives her such a thrill

[Verse 3]
I've got no competition, love is second to me
I'm your number one priority
I make you rob, cheat, lie, and steal
Because nothing in the world can make you feel

[Hook]
Like Mr. Bill (Oh no)
With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill)
With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill)
Because for me the women freak and some men kill

[Verse 4]
Now I get women every day, and they're all the same
Because they all love me, that's why they run a game
Oh the guys might sex 'em, or fake loyalty
But they're only using them to what? Get to me

[Hook]
I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no)
With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill)
With me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill)
'Cause no one in the world gives you such a thrill

[Bridge]
No clothes (Oh no), no fly
No drugs (Oh no), no high
No car (Oh no), ooh girl, and no TV
No fun, no nothing if you ain't got me
I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill

[Interlude]
Oh oh no, oh oh no, oh oh
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh
Not
Oh oh
Not, not, not, not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill

[Verse 5]
I've wanted you from the first day that I saw you
But baby, I'll be damned if I'll pay for you
'Cause if sex is all I wanted, I'd get a pro
And your value is much greater than even you know
You mustn't think much of yourself if you can be bought
'Cause no amount is enough, you sell yourself too short
Plus I've got more to offer than material things
Huh, the best is that good feeling that sweet love brings

[Interlude]
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill

[Verse 6]
Now baby, don't you listen to him, he's a joke
And only tells you that stuff because he's broke
He can't do nothing for you, he's just full of it
But baby, being with him just don't benefit you
I can support your habits, your wants and needs
'Cause you need someone who writes instead of someone who reads
Your girlfriends will be jealous, it's you they'll envy
But not because you're with him, but because you're with me

[Hook]
I'm Mr. Bill (Oh no)
With big shoes to fill (Not Mr. Bill)
Ooh girl, with me you can't stay still (Oh no) (Not Mr. Bill)
Because for me the women freak and some men kill

[Bridge]
No fun (Oh no), no party
No one (Oh no), no body
No time (Oh no), person, place, or thing
Can make you feel like me 'cause I'm devastating
I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill

[Interlude]
Oh no, oh oh, oh no
Oh oh, oh no, oh no
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh no
Not
Oh oh, oh no
Not
Oh oh, oh no
Not, not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill

[Verse 7]
You want me by the month, week, day and hour
Forget the eight hundred, baby, I got the power
I'm the heat when you're cold, the ice when you're hot
Always around when you're happy, cheer you up when you're not
I keep you up, and not down
I make you smile, and not frown
I make sure you have constant company
There ain't nothing you can't have, baby, when you're with me
Nothing that we can't do, no one we can't control
I'll buy you anything, including a soul
You don't need love, friends, or family
I'll buy you all new ones, so baby just come with me

[Bridge]
I'm Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill, uh give it to me
Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill, now all the ladies
Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill, now everybody
Mr. B-I-L-L, what's that spell?
Mr. Bill

[Outro]
Oh oh, oh no
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh no
Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh no
Not Mr. Bill
Oh oh, oh no
Not Mr. Bill, not Mr. Bill
Not Mr. Bill