Crack It Up (Ya Better Not)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
First there was dope, then came coke
Then good herb was the word
Then LSD and black beauties
Then came sess and Buddha bless
But all you girls and guys, we got a new get high

[Chorus]
Come on, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let’s crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)

[Verse 1]
You can't roll it in bamboo
'Cause that’s not what you're supposed to do
Don't shoot it in your veins or slip it in your nose
'Cause that's not the place that it goes
It's small and white, will keep you up all night
Just put it in a pipe and give it a light
Then take a toke but don't you choke
And don't you dare let out the smoke
You could buy you a ten or even a twenty
But damn, don’t spend up all your money
Some people are so addicted
Instead of smoking it, I’d rather sniff it

[Chorus]
Wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)

[Verse 2]
Every time that I look
One of my friends is getting hooked
They ain’t the same, they all are changed
Homeboy, this is a crying shame
A boy of mine, his name was Kenny
Based every day, now the guy's all skinny
He walked around, he used to shake the ground
But now he's down to 70 pounds
When I seen this, oh yes I wondered
'Cause he weighed at least 300
But oh, fat people, don’t be ashamed
Get on the pipe instead of doing the Jack LaLanne

[Chorus]
And crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)

[Verse 3]
From 9 to 6, girls turning tricks
Putting their lips on brothers' tips
And they don't care who you are
They'll do your head right in your car
In the back seat they'll beat your meat
Until you cum like cream of wheat
Then up the cash and watch and see
How fast they run right down the street
In the morning when they get up out the sack
They wear the same old clothes on the rack
They won't even eat a bowl of sugar smack
They're always running out the door to get a crack

[Chorus]
They wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
First there was dope, then came coke
Then good herb was the word
Then LSD and black beauties
Then came sess and Buddha bless
But all you girls and guys, we got a new get high

[Chorus]
Come on, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
People who were rich, now they ain't got a penny
People who were fat, now all of them are skinny
People who were smiling, now they all got a frown
The decent citizens of the neighborhood are the bums of the town

[Chorus]
Ooh, crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody, let's crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
You gotta put it in the pipe (Put, put it in the pipe)
I wanna crack it up (Crack, crack it up)
Then smoke it (Then they smoke it)
Everybody!