I’m Stupid Fresh

A'ight, I want everybody to put your hands in the air
Darling, you're rockin' with the president of all MCs, the Mighty Mike C
Put your hands in the air!
And I want all the fellas, if you got money in your pocket
Come on, let me hear you say "Ho!" (Ho!)
Say "Ho! Ho!" (Ho! Ho!)
Now I want all the ladies, all the sexy, fly, sweet, pretty ladies
Put your hand in the air! Don't put your hand in the air if you're ugly
Put your hand in the air if you fly! Come on and say "Ow" (Ow)
Say "Ow, ow" (Ow, ow)
Say "Ow, ow, ow" (Ow, ow, ow)
Come on, somebody, if you wanna party
Grab somebody, find somebody
If you feel sex appeal when you touch somebody
Scream! (Oh!)
Scream! (Oh!)

I've got jaws full of juice, I've got [?] full of pull
And if you ever mess with me I'm like a Mexican bull
I don't mean to be conceited but I'm [?]
Call me the rich girls' cream and the poor girls' dream, huh!
I [?] and come back when I attract
And I could reach my peak and keep my rhymes intact
Now I'm known to hold my own on the microphone
And on the telephone the girls won't leave me alone
Well if by chance you want to know who could this bad brother be
Well ask the girl next to you, well she'll reply "Mike C"

Now ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
Now ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
Now ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
Now ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
Hey ya'll, just freeze
Scratch it

Now when God made me, I heard he broke the mold
He said "Mike be good and Mike be bold
'Cause one day in life you will surely see
That this world was made for you, not made for Me," huh
I looked up at the sky and said "Will I survive?"
He said "One day in life, everybody gotta die
But your life may turn around, there'll be ups and downs
So turn the other cheek and brother don't you dare frown
You might be starvin' like Marvin, hungry like Jack
You'll have the weight of the world sittin' on your back, huh
But long as you're a-livin', I'll be givin' you love
So pray to the Man above, huh
And if you should have doubts that I still exist
You just hold your head high and I promise
To be by your side through thick and thin
I'm not only your Father, I'm also your friend"

So ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
Now I wanna try a little something
I want everybody to tell me their zodiac sign with the Mighty Mike C
I want everybody, everybody, you got a zodiac sign
Tell me your zodiac sign
Come on, what's your sign
Say what's your sign
Say what's your sign
Say what's your sign
Now ya'll tell me where you from
Where you from
Where you from
Where you from

Now by the time I'm 24 I'll have a mansion or more
Drinking good champagne and livin' [?]
I'll get a private jet and four foreign cars
And one for each direction, back seat with the bar, huh
My own private yacht, I want a limousine
Three maids in my house, I gotta keep it clean
I want a condominium, a money state
And eating caviar off a golden plate
Now by these words I say, I'm gonna get my way
Maybe a year, a month, or maybe a day
But you can, huh, move away or step aside
'Cause it's the plane of success and I'm taking a ride
Beyond a wink of an eye or a drop of the dime
You bet your butt that I'll be there so you can give me time
So you can, huh, bet your money or wait and see
That there'll be a day for the Mighty Mike C

So ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah" (Yeah)
So ya'll say "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah)
Now say "Ho" (Ho)
Say "Ho oh" (Ho oh)
C'mon, say "Mike C" (Mike C)
Say "Mike C" (Mike C)
Ya'll say "The Prez"
Say "The Prez"
Ya'll say "The Prez," huh
Say "The Prez"
Bust this

Scratch it
Scratch it
Now all I wanna do is say four lines to the other MCs that I know I just rocked
All I wanna do is say four lines:

Don't try to come back like Rocky Balboa
'Cause here's some advice that you ought to know, huh
Man can survive from a heart disease
But they can't find a cure for the wrath of Mike C

Stupid fresh
Ya'll know I'm stupid fresh
Alright, now I want everybody to come up to me
Let me hear you go "Ha, ha, haha woo!" (Ha, ha, haha woo!)
Say "Haha, ha, ha woo!" (Haha, ha, ha woo!)
Alright, now I want everybody that got money in your pocket
If you got more than 50 dollars in your pocket, don't front, don't front
If you got more than 50 dollars in your pocket, lemme hear you say "Money" (Money)
Say "Money" (Money)
Say "I got money" (I got money)
Say "I got money" (I got money)
Now scratch it