Beatbox Master Quick

[Intro]
Ooh
Ah yeah
Oh, oh
They say, party people, this is the part of the show where they tear the roof off the mother-sucker
Taking you on down to the last stop
Giving it everything we got
Oh baby
Hey, check it out, one time

[Chorus]
Beatbox Master DJ Quick
Gets into all types of music
Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived

[Verse 1]
Well it's time for me to tear it up
So just a-ten-hut and keep your mouth shut
'Cause the Funkmaster's a-ready to rock
A-rap 'til you tick-tock all around the clock
And then you do the dope
And then you do the don't stop
That bee-bop-bop, bee-bop-bop body rock
'Cause I'm five-feet-four, what I got in store
Is my own style of rappin', with rhymes galore
I'm lightning-quick as vanilla, strong as a gorilla
You try to get ill, hey, I can get iller
'Cause this here turf is my district
So young ladies, come on and jump on it

[Chorus]
'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick
Gets into all types of music
Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived

[Verse 2]
Well I might be short but I'm not an elf
And I sure didn't come here by myself
I brung the Beatbox Master DJ Quick
To come along and tear up it
'Cause the boy is bad, I gotta give it to him
You compete against him, your life is ruined
'Cause he can scratch on the turns or play the beatbox
He'll even get on the synthesizer and rock
And you'll clap your hands, stomp your two feet
While Quick rock the beats that I emcee
Not in a million years could we lose our touch
'Cause together as a team we're just too much
See, I write all the funky lyrics
Then Quick comes along to play the music
Then Aaron Fuchs, he puts it on wax
Then we all just max it with the royalty tax

[Chorus]
'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick
Gets into all types of music
Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived
So go [beatboxing]

[Verse 3]
Now me, the Funkmaster Wizard Wiz
Is cool, calm, clever, and so impressive
Take a good analysis and then you'll see
That there's no competition to put against me
'Cause I'm not your average rapper you're used to hearing
See, my style against his, you can't compare 'em
Because a brother like me is so advanced
These crab MCs don't stand a chance
'Cause I'll rock your world then take your girl
Ask Ed, Carlos, Benjamin, Earl
Once I got the chick and I did it
Then I gave her sister to the

[Chorus]
Beatbox Master DJ Quick
Gets into all types of music
Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived
So go [beatboxing]

[Verse 4]
I remember the day I first met Quick
I think it was back in '76
I didn't know him, he didn't know me
We just happened to be chilling at the same party
All the DJs were cutting off beat
A brother like me was scared to emcee
I said "I'm not being made a fool
By these crummy-cutting DJs from junior high school"
But Quick had juice, he got on the set
He started giving us what we paid our money to get
And I picked up the mic, rhyme back and forth
The people didn't even want me to get off
Quick was cutting the funky beat
Behind his back, one hand, even with his feet
I know this sounds bugged and kinda strange
But until this day ain't nothing changed

[Chorus]
'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick
Gets into all types of music
Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived

[Verse 5]
Well this will probably be the last time
You'll ever hear another MC with rhymes like mine
Or a brother who gets right on the beatbox
And at the same time make the synthesizer rock
'Cause the Funkmaster Wizard Wiz
Is the best MC that ever lived
And the Beatbox Master DJ Quick
He gets into all types of music
'Cause it's only right that we proceed
To give you all just what you need
Because real talent is always admired
And yes, I've got what is required
Can't be hurt 'cause I'm not a squirt
What I am is a real MC expert
And the rhymes that I say, the way that I say 'em
Other MCs, they all start praying
Because they know what's in store
And they know they can't handle the rhymes galore
So all you crab brothers, get up off the tip
'Cause I'm the Funkmaster Wizard and he's the Beatbox Master Quick