Can’t You Take a Hint? (Bellevue Patient)

Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy)
Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense)
Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy)
Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense)

"Yo, you know that kid named Wiz?"
"Who? The Funkmaster?"
"Yeah! Yo, there's something wrong with that brother!
That guy is BUGGED!"
"Yo, why you be saying that?"
"Cause, yo, he be doing the ILL STUFF!
The brother be eating roaches, dissing cops, pissing on people...he's stupid!"
"Word? He be doing stuff like that?"
"Word up, the brother don't care! Yo, I'm telling you, don't ever dare him to do nothing man, cause yo, he'll do it!
"Word? I'm glad you told me. I gotta watch my back around him. Word up!"

Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy)
Belle-Belle-Bellevue (Crazy)
Belle-Belle-Bellevue (No sense)

People used to say, "Yo, Wiz is sick!"
Cause I used to make snowballs out of dog shit
A lot of crazy things I used to do
But you'd probably think that they're not true
One day in the sixth grade I lost my grip
I shot my teacher in the butt with a paper clip
He started screaming and hollering and jumping around
And for the whole damn day he couldn't sit down
I dropped my steak sandwich in some cement
I didn't get upset or disappointed
I just picked it up, and then I licked my lips
Then I opened my mouth, and I ate it

Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [No sense])
Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])

It's the boogie that I dug up out my nose
I made a fat sandwich on a jelly roll
With American cheese and lots of sauce, please
And red-hot Mexican anchovies
And flies that shit in my hominy grits
But I didn't care, I still ate it
And when I finished, I drunk some tea
Then I dug up my nose and ate another boogie
Yes, I'm gross, I'm nasty, and I don't care
And I don't give a damn if all of y'all fear
It's my business what I do, and if you don't like it
Then hey, FUCK YOU

"Yo, you know that kid named Wiz?"
"Who? The Funkmaster?"
"Yeah! Yo, there's something wrong with that brother!
That guy is BUGGED!"
"Yo, why you be saying that?"
"Cause, yo, he be doing the ILL STUFF!
The brother be eating roaches, dissing cops, pissing on people...he's stupid!"
"Word? He be doing stuff like that?"
"Word up, the brother don't care! Yo, I'm telling you, man, don't ever--DON'T EVER--dare him to do nothing man, cause you know why? He'll do it!
"Word? I'm glad you told me about that brother, man. I gotta watch my back around him. Word up!"

Two police officers across the street
Walked up and started harassing me
He said, "Hey nigga boy, let's see some ID
Cause I just got a call about a robbery."
So I unzipped my pants. I said, "Here it is."
I pulled out my great big fat sausage
I said, "Officer, yo, do you want it?"
He even tried to put the handcuffs on it
But it was too big, the cuffs couldn't lock
And that's what really upset the cop
He hit me in my back with a blackjack
And yo, homeboy, that's when I snapped
I knocked one cop down on the ground
Made the other officer turn around
And you, you figured out what had I done?
I inserted it inside his rectum. (CRAZY)

Yo, can't you take a hint? I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])
Yo, can't you take a hint? I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])

I bust this girl upside her head
Cause she left piss stains inside my bed
She didn't want to get up and clean it out
So I shoved the pissy sheet down in her mouth
This little old lady was walking by
She was carrying a sweet potato pie
So I ran past her, the pie I took
She should be happy that it wasn't her pocket book
My little brother pushed me inside the hamper
So I hit him in the face with a shitty Pamper
I didn't mean to do it, but you know how it is
"Cause you shouldn't be putting your hands on the Wiz

Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [No sense])
Yo, can't you take a hint? Uhh! I'm a Bellevue patient!
I'm crazy!
(Belle-Belle-Bellevue [Crazy])