What Would I Do?

[MARVIN]
What would I do if I had not met you?
Who would I blame my life on?
Once I was told that good men get better with age
Now I'm in that awkward stage
I don't have answers
But what would I do if you hadn't been my friend?

You're the only one
One out of a thousand others
Only one my child would allow
When I'm having fun
You're the one I want to talk to
Where have you been?
Where are you now?

What would I do if I had not loved you?
Who would I share my life with?
God only knows too soon I'll remember your faults
Meanwhile, though it's tears and schmaltz
There are no answers
But what would I do if you had not been my friеnd?

[WHIZZER]
Let's regress to whеn I'm happy
We play chess, I would beat you

[MARVIN]
I should know, I let you beat me

[WHIZZER]
Ha! Heaven knows!

[MARVIN, speaking]
Okay, okay, you beat me

[WHIZZER]
At the ball game, eating hot dogs

[MARVIN]
Watching our team lose

[WHIZZER] [MARVIN]
Wasn't that bliss? Wasn't that bliss?

[WHIZZER AND MARVIN]
Despite all of this

[MARVIN]
What more can I say

[WHIZZER]
What more can I say

[MARVIN]
How am I to reach tomorrow

[WHIZZER AND MARVIN]
After being screwed out of today
Tell me what's in store

[MARVIN]
Yes, I'd beg or steal or borrow
If I could hold you for one hour more

[WHIZZER]
One hour more

[MARVIN]
One hour more

[WHIZZER]
One hour more

[WHIZZER AND MARVIN]
One hour
One hour

[WHIZZER]
More

[WHIZZER AND MARVIN]
What would I do if I had not seen you
Who would I feast my eyes on
Once I was told that good men get better with age

[MARVIN]
Now I'm in that awkward stage
There are no answers
But what would I do
If you had not been my friend?

[WHIZZER]
There are no answers, but what would I do?

[MARVIN]
No simple answers
But what would I do?

[WHIZZER AND MARVIN]
If you had not been my friend
My friend
My friend