This Had Better Come to an End

[MARVIN]
Where the hell has Whizzer gone to
Does the boy still play around?
Have I lost what I just found?
Whizzer listen
Whizzer heed me
I need you...
Pardon me I’ll make this real quick
But my Whizzer is turning some new fangled trick
Where have you gone to
I’d like a little clue

Where have you gone to
Stop your flirtations
They only demean you

But here's the fact
On which you can dwell
Marvin

Hell, Marvin
He’s not with men
Don’t be screwing this up again

[MENDEL, spoken]
Whizzer at Doctor Charlotte’s

(instrumental)

[MARVIN]
Whizzer’s supposed to be home nightly
It’s unsightly when he’s not
Is it here? I sit here and slowly rot
Wait for Whizzer
Wait for answers
And get none

This has gotta come to an end, Marvin
Don’t be hysterical, just be his friend
He’ll leave if you start to rave
Put away the pain

Go and be jealous, but not in this living room
This has gotta come to a stop, Marvin
Sleep, Marvin
Keep Marvin numb
This is unforgivably-

[WHIZZER]
Dum dee Dum Dum Dum!

[MARVIN]
Whizzer!