Another Chess Game

[WHIZZER]
There's the king, which is you
And the queen; don't point fingers

[MARVIN]
Just relax
Play the max

[WHIZZER]
Can I cheat?

[MARVIN]
If discreetly
I'm completely overwhelmed by

[WHIZZER]
What?

[MARVIN]
By your game
Look at how you have improved
I swear you've used your brain

[WHIZZER]
Now I'm gonna cheat
Close your eyes

[MARVIN]
Just don't rearrange the board

[WHIZZER]
Shut your mouth and stay composed

[MARVIN]
Look they're closed

[WHIZZER]
Open up

[MARVIN]
Right-o

[WHIZZER]
Huh?
So

[MARVIN]
Go?

[WHIZZER]
That was fun

[MARVIN]
Huh

[WHIZZER]
I just won!

[MARVIN]
How?

[WHIZZER]
Easy

[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
Life's a sham and
Every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along

[MARVIN]
Nothing is everything to me

[WHIZZER]
Winning is everything to me

[MARVIN]
Nothing is everything to me

[WHIZZER]
Winning is everything to me

[MARVIN, speaking]
Except you

[WHIZZER]
Who you love

[MARVIN]
And so on

[MARVIN]
Good first move

[WHIZZER]
Let's recap
I have won, five to nothing

[MARVIN]
That's the score

[WHIZZER]
I want more

[MARVIN]
So begin

[WHIZZER]
Let me focus
Hocus pocus
Wait, I read a book once
That strategize, how to win

[MARVIN]
You will win that sounds familiar

[WHIZZER]
I do not want your help

[MARVIN]
Okay I'll close my eyes

[WHIZZER]
Don't dare, you use them eyes, I want to win this straight

[MARVIN, speaking]
Really?

[WHIZZER, speaking]
Really

[MARVIN, speaking]
No help?

[WHIZZER, speaking]
Nah

[MARVIN, speaking]
Ready?

[WHIZZER]
I can't keep this pace

[MARVIN]
Slow

[WHIZZER]
No

[MARVIN]
No?

[WHIZZER]
If I win it's by myself
All I need's a little luck

[MARVIN]
What the fuck?

[WHIZZER]
There a prob

[MARVIN]
No prob

[WHIZZER]
Yes!

[WHIZZER]
Well

[MARVIN]
Wait!

[WHIZZER]
It's just luck

[MARVIN]
Wait!

[WHIZZER]
Silly luck

[MARVIN]
Wait!

[WHIZZER]
Checkmate!

[WHIZZER]
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along

[MARVIN, speaking]
How the fuck did you do that?

[WHIZZER]
Winning is everything to me

[MARVIN]
Nothing is everything to me

[WHIZZER]
Winning is ever-