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William Finn & Danny Gerard & Faith Prince & Chip Zien
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William Finn & Danny Gerard
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[JASON]
Whizzer, hey!
Suddenly it all came clear:
I said, let's have my bar mitzvah here!
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Surprise!
[MARVIN]
This was Jason's first-rate idea!
And I brought the prayer shawl
[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!
[MENDEL]
Don't you move
Everything will soon be great
Close your eyes
While we redecorate
[CORDELIA]
I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
And someone, please, eat them
[ALL]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!
[TRINA]
Lovely, flowers make things lovely
Champagne makes things lovely too
But something is amiss
[MENDEL]
Drink up!
Anyone for bubbly?
[TRINA]
Probably, it's doubly useful at a time like this
Cheers
[MENDEL, MARVIN, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA, & WHIZZER, speaking]
Cheers
[TRINA]
And aren't things lovely?
I feel more helpless than I have in years
[MARVIN]
Try this on
Someone, get this thing in gear
[WHIZZER]
Please excuse me if I interfere
But I feel that since I'm the host
It's me who should toast him
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo, ooo
[WHIZZER]
To Jason's bar mitzvah!
[CHARLOTTE]
I notified the nurses
Told them please to not intrude
[CORDELIA]
I passed around the food
And dumped some extra food
'Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty
[CHARLOTTE]
She's cooked for some 200 guests
[CORDELIA]
We number not that many
Actually we're... seven
[CHARLOTTE]
Maybe it's not dumb
The way this whole thing ends
The food tastes really yummy
[CORDELIA]
Oh, mummy
[CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA] [TRINA]
The flowers seem to sparkle Lovely
The candelabra sets the tone
I must make things
The wine is very soothing Lovely
Soothes the "something, something"
Someone needed soothing
[CHARLOTTE] [TRINA]
I think, perhaps, I'm overdressed Put everything in it's
[CORDELIA]
I think, perhaps, it doesn't matter Place
Anymore, but Ready for the
[CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA]
Here we are Band
Jason's bar mitzvah looks
Like the books say it should
[TRINA, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA]
Cheers
[TRINA]
And aren't things lovely?
[CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA]
Everything is lovely
[TRINA, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA]
I feel more rotten than I have in years
[MENDEL AND WHIZZER]
Here he comes
[MENDEL]
Fix his tie
Trina, try
To make him smile more
[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Don't know why
But he looks
Like Marvin
[MENDEL]
Son of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
Son of Marvin, Son of Trina, Son of Whizzer, Son of Mendel
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
And godchild to the lesbians from next door
[MENDEL]
Sing
Oh, sing
Oh, sing
[JASON]
Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh
Heh-oh-non vi-low
Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale
Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh
Jason’s Bar Mitzvah was written by William Finn.
Jason’s Bar Mitzvah was produced by William Finn.
William Finn released Jason’s Bar Mitzvah on Tue Jan 01 1991.