William Finn & Mary Testa & Randy Graff & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert &
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William Finn & Randy Graff & Mary Testa & Michael Rupert & Stephen Bogardus & Chip Zien
William Finn & Mary Testa & Randy Graff & Michael Rupert & Chip Zien
William Finn & Chip Zien
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William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Faith Prince & Danny Gerard & Chip Zien
William Finn & Randy Graff
William Finn & Chip Zien
William Finn & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert
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William Finn & Danny Gerard & Heather MacRae & Chip Zien & Janet Metz & Faith Prince & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert
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William Finn & Michael Rupert & Kay McClelland & Chip Zien & Randy Graff
[MARVIN]
Is the party in the right place?
[In a ballroom]
It’s inevitable how unhappy I am
With this party
Cause my son’s Bar Mitzvah is soon
Rest assured that I am paying
And I want that everything is
Perfect
I want it perfect
[MENDEL]
Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect Bar Mitzvah
Perfect Bar Mitzvah
Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect Bar Mitzvah
Perfect Bar Mitzvah
[TRINA, overlapping with above]
I got you the flowers here [?]
Or should I put the band here
And the flowers there?
[MARVIN]
I said she could plan the party
Call me crazy
It’s unfortunate that when she asked me-
Could she?
I was choking
[TRINA]
I’m inept where taste is concerned
[MENDEL]
I’ll accept her choice in husband
[MARVIN]
I think Jason deserves a day
That is perfect
I want it perfect
Let’s make it perfect
Don’t think of money
The pleasure’s mine
[TRINA]
My taste might make my Jason choke
At least my taste is not homo-baroque
Will my son say it sucks when he tries on his tux?
[MARVIN]
I like when she talks less…
[TRINA]
I don’t care
[MENDEL]
Yes, you do
[TRINA]
Yes I do, I do care
That’s a serious flaw in my personality
[MARVIN]
Does the band know [?]
Let’s not panic
Will your husband wear what's appropriate
Or must we [?] him?
[MENDEL]
I can see hasn’t improved
He’s the same obnoxious a**hole I first met
[TRINA]
What’d’you mean?
[MENDEL]
I said what I meant
Perfect
I said it perfect
He’s still an a**hole
I said it perfect
Now let's go home
[MARVIN, in an exaggerated accent ]
Perfect
Perfect
Perfect, perfect Bar Mitzvah
Perfect
Perfect
Perfect, perfect Bar-
[CHARLOTTE]
Look, look, look:
It's a lesbian from next door
[CORDELIA]
Followed by her lover who’s a lesbian from next door, too
[JASON]
Will Whizzer be there?
I know you have not spoken for a long time
But, Dad
He was the best friend that I ever had
[LESBIANS]
Taste it
It's good
[CHARLOTTE]
It's very good
[CORDELIA]
Taste it
You won't be disappointed
[CHARLOTTE]
Even though I love the cook
It tastes like good food should
[LESBIANS]
Taste it
It's good
[CHARLOTTE]
It's good, yeah?
[THE LESBIANS]
Taste it
[CHARLOTTE]
That's a doctor's vow
Hypocrites and hypocritical [?]
[ALL, BUT JASON]
Perfect, perfect
Perfect, perfect bar mitzvah
Perfect bar mitzvah
Perfect, perfect
Perfect, perfect bar mitzvah
Perfect bar mitzvah
[JASON]
Will Whizzer be there?
Please say 'yes'
[CHARLOTTE]
Will Whizzer be there?
Please say 'yes'
[LESBIANS & JASON]
Will Whizzer be there?
Please say 'yes'
[MARVIN]
Will Whizzer be there?
Let me guess
Maybe yes
Maybe so
I don't know
[ADULTS, except MARVIN]
Is the party in the right place?
[MARVIN]
I don’t know
[ADULTS, except MARVIN]
What a party
[MARVIN]
I don’t know
[ADULTS, except MARVIN]
It's amazing how indispensable
[MARVIN]
I-
[MENDEL]
I-
[TRINA]
I-
[ALL]
I am to this party
[MENDEL & TRINA]
Yes, our son’s bar mitzvah is soon
[MARVIN]
Rest assured that I am paying
[ALL]
And we want that everything is perfect
We want it perfect
Let’s make it perfect
[MARVIN]
I’ll spend the money the son is mine
[ALL BUT JASON AND MARVIN]
Perfect
We want it perfect
[MARVIN]
The son is mine
[ALL BUT JASON AND MARVIN]
Perfect
We’ll make it perfect
[MARVIN]
The son is mine
The son is mine
The son is mine
[ALL BUT JASON]
It must be perfect
Perfect
Perfect
Perfect