Everything Will Be Alright

[JASON]
Whizzer, even though I'm thrilled that you're around
I don't want it, I don't want a bar mitzvah
I'm pretty set in my ways for one so young
So, Whizzer, please, give me a reason
That'd be the miracle of Judaism-

[MARVIN]
What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah?

[MARVIN & TRINA]
What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah?
How do you think we-
How do you think we-
How do you think we feel about that?

[TRINA]
If we don't lose our temper
I mean loss is allowed
But I won't lose my temper
Not before a paying crowd
There's a voice I keep hearing
Saying, "don't run amuck"
So, I stay calm
I'm not a shmuck
Fortunes will change, only takes luck
Luck's on my side, at least tonight

Evеrything will be alright
Everything will be alright

I swеar I won't perspire
Never have, never will
And my Jason won't tire
He's a stubborn imbecile

[MARVIN]
He's not an imbecile

[TRINA]
No, he's just like dear old dad

[MARVIN, TRINA echoing]
Smart as a tack
(Look at him gloat)
Please, rub my back
(Please, cut my throat)

[MENDEL]
She's changed her tune
Now she's got bite

[TRINA]
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright

Oh, by the way
I don't want Cordelia, the lesbian, catering the bar mitzvah

[MARVIN]
What?
What?
What?!

[TRINA]
She's your friend and I want to do this by myself

[MARVIN]
What?

[TRINA]
She's your friend and I want to do this by myself

[MARVIN, TRINA echoing]
Well, you tell her
(No, you tell her)
No, you tell her
(Please, you tell her)
You tell her that you are sorry but you gotta do this yourself

[TRINA]
It won't change his opinion
Unlike you, the kid bends
And we will have a minyan
Plus my ex, and dearest friend

There's no need to raise voices
He'll consent to our wants
Beg him a lot
Get on your knees
Hands in the air
Higher, now freeze
You'll be distraught
I'll be polite

Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright