Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
[clears throat]
Hello, everybody. My name is Neil Hamburger and, uh, welcome to Di Presa's Pizza House tonight.
[clears throat]
Uh...
[clears throat]
Why did Sir Mick Jagger stick a carrot up his daughter's ass?
Well, he mistook her for a fan! [chuckles]
[clears throat]
Why did Madonna feed her infant baby Alpo dog food?
Well, she had no choice. That's just what came out of her breasts!
Yeah!
Alright.
[clears throat]
And why did God invent herpes?
Well, so that Robin Williams would have something to give his female fans that they couldn't just turn around and sell on eBay! [chuckles]
Alright.
Neil Hamburger released Welcome to Di Presa’s Pizza House on Tue Apr 19 2005.