Rememerable Memories

Pizza... soft drinks... hoagies... comedy... balloons... birthday parties... AA meetings... biorhythm vending machines...

Di Presa's Pizza House was the epicenter of so many of our great moments. Our rememberable... um... er, uh, our memories.

Di Presa's was a part of the Central Valley Region for over 40 years. The oldest pizza parlor in the United States (I don't know if literally).

In that time, Di Presa's served over 60,000 pizzas, enough to fill the Eiffel Tower. And comedian Neil Hamburger was a big part of the Di Presa's Pizza House family for 13 of those years.

Pizza House owner and manager Ronno Laird:

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'I always say, 'Neil, you're family! So I don't want you flirting with any of my daughters. That would be incest.' It wouldn't really be incest, technically, but [???]. It's a good excuse to keep him from getting any ideas, since I don't think he would be a good provider. He's already been divorced once.'