Prick a Boil

This nurse, she worked at the hospital on Hoover, right there, near the candy store
And uh, she was fired, I think it was about no more than two days ago, you see, because she was just backwards
She worked at the hospital, she was there two weeks, and they asked her, you know—she would do things like put the salt in the coffee and put cream in the eggs, and just everything backwards
And the doctor asked her yesterday, or the day before yesterday to go prick a guy's boil
A poll was recently taken to see why men got up at night, and here are the results:
10 percent got up to eat, 20 percent got up to go to the bathroom, and the other 70 percent got up to go home
Confucius also say, "Man who make love on ground have peace on earth"
Confucius also say, "Man who go around with hole in pocket feel cocky"
Confucius also say, "Impossible to rape woman—woman run much faster with dress up than man with pants down"