Little Red Riding Hood

Some guys always tryin' to be helpful, you know, they butt in your business, try to run what you're trying to do
Like it was a couple of fellas, one guy, he was mad with his old lady because, every time he got ready to kiss her, she always had a cigarette in her mouth
You've seen those people that smoke all the time, just continuously, one call 'em chain smokers or something
But she was smoking every time he got ready to kiss her
And so his buddy told him, "Well, don't be mad with her, you have to use a little psychology
If you want to kiss her and she wants to smoke, let her be happy
So what you do is just wait until she catch a cigarette and then kiss her between the draws"
And, of course, everyone's heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood
Other times different versions, seems as though this the way I got a hold of it
But Little Red Riding Hood, she was going through the woods, you know, and she had this red thing on, and she always had in his books
And she was just skipping along, had a yo-yo, and she was playing with that
And she was going to her grandma's house—that's what it said, going to her grandmother's house
And she finally arrived, when she got there, a big wolf was in bed
And the big wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood, said, "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm gonna eat you up"
She said, "Oh, Mister Wolf, are you gonna eat me whole?"
He said, "Now, Little Red Riding Hood, I'ma have to think about that"