Masturbate

[Verse 1]
What do I want with you
When I can have my cake and eat it too?
I've got my 3DS, my Wii U
Internet from the safety of my room

You're just a fleshjack
With a heartbeat
That needs to be fed and watered
With a subscription fee

[Verse 2]
I can get my rocks off
With my socks off for free
All it costs me is money
And that's temporary

Super Mario will never
Leave me like a real boy
Plus I get in trouble when I
Play with those like a play toy

[Verse 3]
I play coy when I destroy
The plastic parts that employ
The sweat shops but
I don't wanna be a killjoy

I could wine and dine and 69
Or just download grindr
But why even bother?
I've got xtube and a recliner

[Hook]
I'd rather masturbate
I'd rather masturbate
I'd rather just jack off
I'd rather masturbate

[Verse 4]
Oh hi, sir, you're high sir?
You wanna take me for a ride, sir?
My ride or dies all died so
I'm entitled to my

Delusions are killer
Rap game Abby Lee Miller
Everyone's replaceable
And you're just filler

[Bridge]
No pokemon to catch
In this episode
So just shoot your load
Like a machine gun, bro

Like you're a child soldier
A guitar hero
You're my guitar hero
You're my guitar hero

[Hook]

[Outro]
I'd rather just jack off
By myself
In my bedroom
Once again
And again
And again
And again