Letterman Jacket

Ooh she looks really really good
Walking down the hall
Books to her chest
I just sold her adderall

Probably aced her chem test 'cos
She can do it all
She can do it with her eyes closed
And she's wearing cute clothes

But you'd never know
'cos it's covered by her boyfriend's coat
I'm laughing to myself
I'm a little bit annoyed
But i guess it sorta helps
I got plenty to be happy about
But i'm still jealous and stuff

She wears the letterman jacket
That her boyfriend gave her
But it's way too big
I think she looks fucking stupid

She's got a heart of gold
So i don't wanna be mean
But i wish i could tell her to her face
Your boyfriend lets me

Wear his letterman jacket
Yeah the one on your back
After i suck his dick
I mean, it's just facts

Then we hang out in his bedroom
And we play video games
And then before you come over
We'll probably do it again

It looks so good on me
I'm such a sexy boy
I try to take a selfie
He says don't you dare

It looks so good on me
You'd never even know
I didn't make the team
But damn i'm such a pro

She gets him on holidays
And every other weekend
But it's fine with me
'cos after all, he told me don't catch feelings

And don't get the wrong idea
So who am i to disobey
God forbid, i wouldn't want him
Feeling like this shit was gay

But his letterman jacket
It makes me feel like a pornstar
I can't help but look away
To catch myself in the mirror

And he puts on his jockstrap
I take it off with my teeth
So who the fuck is she walking around
Wearing that motherfucking

Letterman jacket
'cos after school in his backseat
He'll be licking his own cum
Off of my teeth

Then we hang out in his bedroom
And we play video games
And then before you come over
We'll probably do it again

Wearing his letterman jacket
As if i wasn't a faggot
He's got his dick in a boy
But the testosterone is flowing

So i'm down to keep blowing
'cos that's what friends do
Give me a hug goodbye
And i'll see you at school

It looks so good on him
How'd i get so lucky
I'll take it home with me
To smell him while i sleep

He says i suck his dick the best
Yeah thanks i try
Don't be embarrassed
Junior varsity's still nice

He says i suck his dick the best
He says i suck his dick the best
He says i suck his dick the best
He says i suck his dick the best

He says i suck his dick the best
I don't do homework i don't rest
I don't study for any tests
I've found my calling, i'm all set

I think i could do this for life
Just keep fucking him on the side
He texts me "let's go for a ride"
And i'm so happy i could die