AQUTALLION

I am an AQUTALLION
I'm building up my battallion
At gang plank galleon
I'm looking for a stallion

To ride like epona
'till we're both in comas
Effortless, still shone up
Like exor: corona

But i am not link;
I'm the fucking landstalker
Taking king nole's treasure
So that i can finally prosper

Socially, i'm awkward
Shocker
Mallow's not a tadpole
And i hate frogger

PLUM-PLUMs and EkeEkes
Get me really geeky
But don't be disarmed
Because i'm really sneaky

And it's looking bleak
"please be discrete"
Asks if i follow
I answer, "completely"

'cos i'll play the game
I'll even let you beat me
Oblivious that i've already won
My elite three

Delete me, delete this
Just don't take my saveszzz
I hate this, i'll fake it
Rap game paracelsus

I still feel as lost as i did
Walking 8-bit continents
All alone as a kid
NPCs my confidantes

Bathe in a fountain of blood
To please voices from above
To kill a HOMUNCULUS
Transparent clouds are a plus

I am an AQUTALLION
And i have always been one
In the place in my heart
That evolved for religion

This is what i keep there
Dulled string synths blare
I say it unironically
It's best if you don't care

I am delirious
As i am writing this
It's 4am, i'm convinced
That i've transcended

Will i record this
Or will i discard it
It feels so important
But i am retarded

That's not nice, jack
You've gotta stop saying it
But i've come so far on my
Quest to be less problematic

Like look i barely ever say bitch
So come pat my back bitch

I am an AQUTALLION
Equipped with a toy gun
A cowboy hat
And a mouth full of my own cum

Wonderful ideas
Getting lost in translation
Throw em at the wall
Until they stick like a nerf gun

I am an AQUTALLION
I'm valiant
Young chosen one
From another dimension

Pretentious and filled with
Intense apprehension
Around every corner's a
Panic attack waiting to happen

I am an AQUTALLION
Shining Force is my batallion

I am an AQUTALLION

I am an AQUTALLION