Map Light

(1,2,3,4)

I am driving in my car!

And I'm going really far!

Miles and miles all through the night!

But now something isn't right!

I look over at my wife!

She is the love of my life!

She's not reading anyway!

All the time she makes me say!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Now were stopping at the mall!

Eighty stores, she shops them all!

Boredom reigns to no avail!

Because I’m a stupid male!

Hours later, finally leave!

Fate has something up it’s sleeve!

Car’s dead in the parking lot!

All becausе my wife forgot to

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off thе God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Are you done reading your magazine?

Yes

Then can you turn off the map light please?

I’m looking for my cigarettes

Fine… Find them?

Yes

So can you turn the map light off now?

Well I’m trying to find a CD in my bag

Uhh… Get it?

Yeah, here it is

Well once you put it on, turn off the map light

I need to eat my side salad

Uhhhh!

I can’t eat it in the dark, I’ll get it on my blouse!

Well after that can you turn off the map light please?

Well after that I need to put on my make up

Aah! Why didn’t you do that before we left?

Well you were in such a hurry to leave!

Sigh… Well after THAT can you turn off the map light please?

Well after that I want to read this article in the new issue of Cosmo

Called “13 subtle signs that your husband might be a nagging, neurotic

Obsessive-compulsive, anal-retentive control freak.”

RRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

MAP LIGHT!!!

(Map light! Map light indeed. I likey the Map Light. It’s a map, and it’s a light. It’s a purty map light!)