Bad Sex 2

[Skit: Woman, Man]
(kissing)
Mmm. Mmm. Oh.
Could you...
Yeah?
Could you, uh...
Yeah?
Could you whack my bonobo?
Oh.
(thumping)
Oh! Yeah! Whack my bonobo!
(slapping)
Ohh! Come on, whack it, whack my bonobo!
(slapping)
Uhh! Mm hmm, yeah.
Push your balls up my nose.
(grunting, muffled speech)
Cackle my gladys.
(MAN makes a strange birdlike noise)
Oh! Oh, cackle my gladys. Oh, oh! Cackle my gladys! Oh! Oh. More feeble grandad. Oh! More feeble, feeble grandad. Oh, god... Introduce me to Gladstone.
Hello!
(gasps) Oh!
Yeah, now. Disagree with my balls!
(Woman makes a furious blubbering noise)
Disagree. Disagree! Really argue! Object! Object—
(grunts)
Shit your leg off. Shit your leg off!
Yeah...
Come on.
Okay.
(Man grunts)
Come on. Oh, god! (gasps)
(Man squirms)
(Man coughs and splutters)
Ah, god! Make your spunk come out green. God I love it when your spunk comes out green.
Yeah?
Yeah, get it green. Come on. Come on, green spunky!
(Man strains)
Come on! Green! Green! Come on, make it green! Come on, make it come out green, (slapping) make it come out green!
I can’t—
Green!
I can’t—
I want it green. I want it green. I want it green!
I can’t, I can’t—
I want it green!
I ca—
I want it green! I want it green!
(sobbing)
Oh, god!
I’m so sorry!
Oh, god.. (weeps)
My leg! What am I gonna do with my leg?