You Can Only Work with What You Get (Beetlejuice and Lydia) - 2015 Cut Song

[BETELGEUSE]
You've got a weird head

[LYDIA]
Your stench is distressing

[BETELGEUSE]
I may be dead, but you're just depressing

[LYDIA]
Oh yeah?
Well, you look like a statue that's been crapped on by birds

[BETELGEUSE]
Yeah, you look like one of Dracula's turds!

[LYDIA]
You make me sad

[BETELGEUSE]
You've got terrible breath

[LYDIA]
No. You look like a clown that's found crystal meth!
Not enough smarts

[BETELGEUSE]
Not enough spunk

[LYDIA]
Hey, maybe I'm nuts

[BETELGEUSE]
Maybe I'm drunk

[BOTH]
But it's kinda awesome that we met!
And you can only work with what you get

[BETELGEUSE]
Like when little miss Muffet met with that spider

[LYDIA]
Or whеn Siegfried and Roy hung out with that tiger

[BOTH]
Wе're a great pair!

[LYDIA]
Like Trump and his hair!

[BETELGEUSE]
Like Einstien and the atom!

[LYDIA]
Like King Kong and Manhatten!

[BOTH]
Can't make an omelet without breaking an egg!

[LYDIA]
Oh yeah

[BOTH]
And you can only work with what you get
Isn't this swell!

[LYDIA]
We're like tectonic plates!

[BETELGEUSE]
It's great when we grate!

[BOTH]
Cause no one survives
Don't we just gel!

[LYDIA]
Like Tina and Ike!

[BETELGEUSE]
Lance Armstrong and a bike!

[LYDIA]
Like polygamist's wives

[BETELGEUSE]
You look like a dwarf

[LYDIA]
Oh, you're gross and you're dirty

[BETELGEUSE]
Your voice is awful

[LYDIA]
Ew, what is that? Herpes?

[BETELGEUSE]
Yes

[BOTH]
There's so much to hate
But I still wanna risk it
Because though it ain't great
It's probably kismet

And it feels good to sing a swing duet!
But you can only work with what you get

[BETELGEUSE]
C'mon girl!

[BOTH]
Aren't we a pair!

[BETELGEUSE]
Like Cortez and the Aztecs!

[LYDIA]
Like smallpox and a blanket!

[BOTH]
We get the job done!
A breath of fresh air!

[BETELGEUSE]
Like a virus in a sauna!

[LYDIA]
Like Sodom and Gomorrah!

[BETELGEUSE]
It's just good old-fashioned fun
We're such a safe bet, Hal Burton should fund us

[LYDIA]
Good idea! This is better than when Native Americans met Columbus!

[BETELGEUSE]
Like crack and a den!

[LYDIA]
Marilyn Monroe and men!

[BETELGEUSE]
Like fire in a kitchen!

[LYDIA]
Like Jews and Mel Gibson!

[BOTH]
We're hardly working up a sweat!
And we'll probably regret that we ever met!
We can't get upset, don't forget!

You can only work with what you get!

You can only work with what you get

[BETELGEUSE]
And I got you, babe