Step Right Up (Beetlejuice and Lydia) [2015 Cut Song]

[BETELGEUSE]
The winner isn't always the biggest or the strongest
Frankly, it's a fact that it's got jack to do with size
It's the under-est of dogs who often wins against the odds
And walks away triumphant with the crummy fluffy prize

She's the girl that everybody underestimated
Holy nacho guacamole-boly that was a mistake
She ain't even on the ballot, but hey, look who's got the mallet
And look at all your faces stuffed with crummy bumble cake, ugh!

See those yuppies all lined up in a row?
You paid your quarter, girl, you oughta unload

Step right up! Test your skill!
Land a blow, why not go for the kill?
Set your feet! Take a shot!
All that built up teenage angst has gotta pop!

Step right up! Take a swing!
Give 'em hell, see the bell? Make it ring!
With a smack of your bat, they will know that mousey can roar
Well, I guess you ain't invisible no more!

Double Negative!

[LYDIA]
I can give 'em hell although I'm relatively little
See those skittles? Just one hit'll see 'em flying out the door
Wind it up and pitch it and those rich old sons of bitches
Will be scattering their one percenter asses out the door

They thought I'd be seen but never heard
With one shot I got the final word!

Knock 'em down! Drag 'em out!
I'm the scamp with the championship belt!
I'm on fire, watch me burn!
Now the little girl has finally got her turn!

Make a splash! Cause a stir!
Watch this kid as she bids you adieu!
Pull the rug! Load the slug!
I was overlooked and ignored
But I guess I ain't invisible no more!

[LYDIA]
Smash goes the hammer of salvation!

[BETELGEUSE]
Crash goes the softball of revenge!

[LYDIA]
Pop goes the BB gun of emancipation!
I'm the last one standing in the end

Taste the cotton candy of sweet victory!

[BETELGEUSE]
Claim the big old plush toy spoils of war!

See those little ducks? Time to line 'em up
Show those local bono-phonies you are not invisible no more

Take a shot

[LYDIA]
Take a shot

[BETELGEUSE]
Let 'er rip

[LYDIA]
Let 'er rip

[BETELGEUSE]
Vengeance incarnate

[BOTH]
Eye the target
Direct hit!

Later losers!
You are out!

[BETELGEUSE]
No one messes with my girl

[BOTH]
Or with this house!

Look at us! What a team!
It came late, but it's great to be seen!
We're a pair! Holy cow!
Baby, there's no stopping us now!

We are indivisible, unbreakable, formidable!
Guess we ain't invisible no more!