Everything Is Kinda “Meh” (Boy Inferno) [2018 Cut Song]

Girl, you dead (So dead)
And now you just arrived in the Netherworld
You're feeling confused, discombobulated
What's gonna happen? What's it like here?
Yo, let me tell you

Everything is kinda meh (Yo, everything is meh)
It's neither here, it's neither there (It's neither here, it's neither there)
There's no drops and there's no peaks
Anytime a person speaks it's kinda difficult to care ('Cause they're boring, yo)

No-one's sad but no-one's happy (No)
It's just a level of butt-crappy (Just a bit)
Everyone is kinda lame, every day is just the same
Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, everything is meh)

Everything is kinda meh (It's meh, it's meh)
All the laws are pretty fair (Yeah, have to admit that)
So there isn't any crime, all buses run on time
Every radio plays Cher (Yo, it could be worse)

We just talk about the weather (It's pretty good)
Everybody's like whatever (Yeah)
No-one's fat and no-one's fit
And the beach is pretty shit
Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, yo, it's meh)

Girl, we're glad you made it
I gotta say life's overrated
Welcome to a place that screams, "Yeah, maybe this will do"
Check your mortal baggage
Welcome to a land that's always average
And just relax and let us micromanage you

It's a condition of our contract
To be your first point of contact
You are dead, don't sweat it
Even the nicest people get it
There are so many regulations
The netherworld is gonna test your patience
Is this heaven or hell? It's impossible to tell

'Cause everything is meh (Yo, yo, everything is meh)
Fun of any kind is rare (There is no fun)
No-one's visited the sights, of the netherworld's delights
No, not even on a dare (There are no delights)

No one here is motivated
It's like, we're heavily sedated (Yes)
Never die and never live
We're all out of fucks to give
Everything is kinda meh (Everything is kinda meh)

And you know, everyday is in the same situation
What I would give for some variation
Throw your hands in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
Tell me if you're feeling good (Not really)
Make some noise if y'all can feel me

Yo, yo, yo, yo, we are Boy Inferno (Inferno), we're here to say welcome
This is T-Dawg, Steak, J-Rock, Rover, and Malcolm
I'm the singer, I'm the hottie, I'm the rapper on this track, yo
I'm 36 so I stay up the back, yo

The netherworld, your new home for now 'til eternity
Where everything is meh
Yo, except for our harmony (Trademark)
We were on the top of our game
When the plane we were traveling on burst into flame
It's ironic, considering our name you live and were known
Never should've called ourself Boy Inferno (Burn, yo)

Burning like a child's pajamas
Call it fate, call it destiny, or even call it karma
Yeah, we look like we've been under the griller
But our moves are damn tight and our harmony's a killer

Just settle in don't you worry about nothing
No pleasure, no pain, all turkey, no stuffing

Coffee is crap in the netherworld (Oh, it's terrible)
We all buy clothes from The Gap in the netherworld ('Cause it looks so good, yeah)
No one can age (Nobody)
Everyone's at minimum wage (That's fair)
Absolutely no one gets laid in the netherworld (Nobody gets laid)

Nobody cares in the netherworld (No, nobody cares)
You'll never get eaten by bears in the netherworld (There aren't any bears 'round here)
Each day's the same, we can't remember anyone's names (Nobody's names)
And we wish that we never came to the netherworld
Welcome, yeah