Why Don’t They Call It Art?

[Intro]
I'm standing on my head
My feet are in the air
I see my feet and they are in the air
I'm standing on the ground
My feet are on the ground
I see my feet and they are on the ground

[Chorus]
I'm standing on my head
My feet are in the air
I see my feet and they are in the air
They're in the air
I'm standing on the ground
My feet are on the ground
I see my feet and they are on the ground
They're on the ground

[Verse 1]
What is this thing called Existentialism?
What is this thing called Neo-Dadaism?
What is this thing called Post-Impressionism?
What is this thing called Neo-Classicism?

[Bridge]
Why don't they call it art?
Why don't they call it good?
Why don't they call it cool?
Why don't they call it something monosyllabic?

[Chorus]
I'm standing on my head (What is this thing called Existentialism?)
My feet are in the air
I see my feet and they are in the air (What is this thing called Neo-Dadaism?)
They're in the air
I'm standing on the ground (What is this thing called Post-Impressionism?)
My feet are on the ground
I see my feet and they are on the ground (What is this thing called Neo-Classicism?)
They're on the ground

[Chorus]
I'm standing on my head (What is this thing called Existentialism?)
My feet are in the air
I see my feet and they are in the air (What is this thing called Neo-Dadaism?)
They're in the air
I'm standing on the ground (What is this thing called Post-Impressionism?)
My feet are on the ground
I see my feet and they are on the ground (What is this thing called Neo-Classicism?)
They're on the ground