Calculator Love

[Verse]
I just bought a calculator at the corner store (at the corner store!)
Brought it home an hour later, added up the score (I added up the score!)
If you really love me darling, count it up and see (count it up and see!)
And we can solve our problems with some trigonometry

[Chorus]
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love you
(Oh my baby, I love you so much... I love you and your trigonometry)
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love you
(And - And I guess I love my calculator too. There's a lot of math to be done.) (Oh baby! That's what I'm sayin'!)

[Verse]
I just bought a calculator at the corner store (wee-hee!)
Brought it home an hour later, added up the score (yeehaw!)
If you really love me darling, count it up and see (wee-hee-hee)
And we can solve our problems with some trigonometry (TRIGONOMETRY!)

[Chorus]
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love you
(Geez! That's [?].)
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love–
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love–
The square of the sum of the hypotenuse
Of the radian times the denominator I love you (Square, sum, of the...)
The radian times the denominator I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you, my baby darling!
Thank you, good night