The Audubon Society

Again! Again!
Hm-hm. Well okay!
Yay!
(The bird says, (tweeting))
Yay!

The Audubon Society was formed, not in 1883
But in 1886 by George Grinnell
He found it hard to justify the number of native birds who died
To satisfy the hat-shop clientele

He said, “why do we shoot them from the sky?
When they're only passing by
Why not count the birds instead
They can’t sing if they are dead
If they're stuffed and on your head
Or baked into a pie”

The chicken on that fencepost
Laid the eggs to makе my french toast
I know you like french toast, I know you do
Yеah

The dark-rumped petrel's scientific name is Pterodroma phaeopygia
Impress your parents

Why do we shoot them from the sky?
When they’re only passing by
Why not count the birds instead
They can't sing if they are dead
If they're stuffed and on your head
Or baked into a bird pie
Bird pie

The chicken on that fencepost
Laid the eggs to make my french toast
I know you like french toast, I know you do
French toast!

Again! Again!
Uh, no
Yay!