I Want To Rock

It was my thirteenth birthday
Mom bought me a guitar
She said
"Learn ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water!’"
And i said
"But Mom, I want to

ROCK."
Because I like to rock!
ROCK
Come on I want to rock!
ROCK
I wanna, I wanna wanna wanna
ROCK
Are you gonna let me

Spend my days in a Purple Haze?
Mid-to-late 80s was the glory days
Nelson and Aerosmith grindin’ their axes
Crotch pants, booty dance, cheatin' on taxes
I don't wanna listen to Yanni or Goth
I wanna hear Eddie wail with David Lee Roth!
KISS and The Clash, Prince and The Cure
Back when rock was pure

WAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I learned Bridge Over Troubled Water
Mom said, "That's my little boy!
You'll be such a fine musician!"
And i said, "BUT MOM, I WANT TO

ROCK."
So I smashed my guitar
ROCK
And i stole my mom’s car!
ROCK
But then i realized
ROCK
I just smashed… my guitar...
ROCK

How am i gonna rock now?
God damn!